Recent content by Ted Lavender

First Name: Lesly Last Name: Bevin Middle Name: Gender: Male Type: Good Beetleborg Color: Mauve Type of Ranger: Big Bad Beetleborg Age: 9 Looks (an anime-ish picture please): Personality type: Incredibly self-righteous. Doesn't want anyone's help. Extremely sensitive to animal...

This is SERIOUS gorilla RP, YOOOO. We don't twerk and swag and remember 9/11 fondly. I think YOUS A HUMAN too, so guess what you filthly furless pig? DENIED

Totes accepted, my gorilla brethren.

WOW man, your gorilla respect for bananas has got to be the most passionate i've ever seen. I'd be gorilla-crazy to not accept. King Kong is a respectable choice of film I suppose. I prefer Tarzan. ACCEPTED

Alright dawgs, humans, and my fellow gorillas. Time to pause yo Tarzan Blu-Rays and get down to the serious RP. This thread is for recruiting the roughest, the toughest, and down right best gorillas in town. I'm give YO ALL a special outline to follow when making your rough and tumble gorilla...

YEAH MAN LETS GO RIGHT NOW DAWG BRING THE HORSE TRANQUILIZERS AND LETS SPIN THAT SPANDEX

AH DAWG dats cool dats cool, going clubbin tonight?

Anyone want some horse tranqs?

AY GURUHHHHHLLLLLL dun worry ABAHHHHHHTET

Ted Lavender is clearly way over your heads. My superior gorilla intellect makes you look like lowly lemurs. Don't come crying to Ted when the haze monsters come at wanna eat your human brains. As a half man/half gorilla/half soldier they perceive me differently and I use that to my advantage. I...

Gurl I TOLE you that no man can put ME down

The Man can't keep Ted Lavender down gurl. What's the worst that could happen, i'm 7 years old. Have you seen the movie Tarzan?

AY gurl, every smelt a gorilla's wang before?

First Name: Ted Last Name: Lavender Middle Name: D. Gender: Male Race: Genetically mutated gorilla Age: 7 Looks (an anime-ish picture please): Personality type: Incredibly bipolar, ape-like tendencies, solve's problems using muscular force, regularly copes with the agony of being...