i curse under my breath but decide fate allowed this disgusting butthole of a lady to survive, i then go and sit on levi's shoulder and watch her do the medical stuff
i go up to levi's ear "umm she is a monster and she just tried charming me, you sure u want to help her?"
i then fly turn invisible, go under the ladies rags, and plant a small bomb on her chest, next to her heart and then i fly off into a whole thats in the cieling
*FLYS STRAIGHT INTO LEVIS FACE* DONT DO IT LEVI SHE IS A MONSTER AND SHE WILL TRY TO CHARM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
also i whisper into levis ear "btw ur pretty hot, i'd tap that figurativly and literally cuz im a tiny fairy"
"Im sorry but my tiny body cant handle alcohal" i then fly up to the incubus's ear and whisper in the most seductive voice ever "I would love to share a room with you, but my big friend outside has to come and watch me, *i whisper a little quieter* i find it.. hot..." i then lick his neck from...
*i start salivating and drooling all over the floor at this super attractive demon almost in a daze then i blink and go back to my normal self* " why dont i just ask them to stop, im pretty good at getting people to do what i want" *i say this and turn towards the extremely hot demon while...
(roll d20 got 17) YOOOOO GUYS! THIS OLD HAG TRIED CHARMING ME! Do i look like a monster? no obviously not. Im obviously here to help, and this disgusting looking lady is probably the thing that is bringing monsters. Who other than a monster pumping machine tries to charm a sweet little girl...
"Hello anthropamorphic beings of over 5 feet tall. I am Rose Windergaten, a sprite, and i am here to help you very *looks in corner and sees a 90 year old toothless lady with rags on her body* hygenic people with your monster problem, im actually a pro at everything " *winks at manager and...
*i crawl up onto a residents shoulder, unnoticed and whisper into their ear asking about the monstrosities, and if they can explain in great detail, what is happening in this town*
(also btw my fairy looks like the girl in my profile pic)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4c7CjRCyGutU3dPM2JOWXpabEk/view?usp=sharing
my charachter sheet, tell me if it doesnt work
http://character-sheet-dnd5.appspot.com/
also u have to let google authorize that app to see my charachter sheet