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    Fantasy Asylum of Memories (IC)

    "Don't be afraid. We're not going to hurt you." Derek said, comfortingly.
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    Turkeys gobble. But I GOBBLE DOWN THE TURKEY!!! (I'm sorry I had to make a thanksgiving g pun.)

    Turkeys gobble. But I GOBBLE DOWN THE TURKEY!!! (I'm sorry I had to make a thanksgiving g pun.)
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    I have a great idea for a status update! I'll post it in an hour! Five hours later: What was...

    I have a great idea for a status update! I'll post it in an hour! Five hours later: What was I gonna do again?
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    Genetically modified government-tested Shibies don't get sick..... *ACHOO* Never mind.

    Genetically modified government-tested Shibies don't get sick..... *ACHOO* Never mind.
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    I would say that I've been having real life stuff too but.... I don't have a life.

    I would say that I've been having real life stuff too but.... I don't have a life.
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    Family? I am a genetically modified Shiba Inu. I have none. Friends? I am a social outcast...

    Family? I am a genetically modified Shiba Inu. I have none. Friends? I am a social outcast. Heart? I have none. Shitposts? YEP!!!
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    Me: Hey! I have a halloween treat for you! Girlfriend: Please don't. Me: It's a kiss...

    Me: Hey! I have a halloween treat for you! Girlfriend: Please don't. Me: It's a kiss. Girlfriend: Oh no. Me: A HERSHYS'S KISS!!! Girlfriend: Why am I dating you?
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    Fantasy Asylum of Memories (IC)

    Derek hesitated, then slowly and cautiously approached the ghost. The ghost didn't move but he could tell it had noticed him. once he was only a few feet away he said, "Hi. I'm Derek. Can you... tell me your name?" The ghost shook it's head when he said this. Derek thought, Strange. Iv'e never...
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    Right....... For now. Oh well. I guess it's just part of being your friend. ^u^

    Right....... For now. Oh well. I guess it's just part of being your friend. ^u^
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    Y-yes..... I mean OF COURSE! can you please pull this knife out of my stomach now?

    Y-yes..... I mean OF COURSE! can you please pull this knife out of my stomach now?
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    I often feel alone. Probably because I have no life and no friends.

    I often feel alone. Probably because I have no life and no friends.
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    *whimpers and scampers away*

    *whimpers and scampers away*
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    Umm... I don't think the government would be okay with me answering that question. Let's just...

    Umm... I don't think the government would be okay with me answering that question. Let's just say that this was evolutionary.
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    I'm not a baby animal. ......I am an animal though. You aren't going to stab me now right?

    I'm not a baby animal. ......I am an animal though. You aren't going to stab me now right?
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    I have a great idea for a status update! I'll post it in an hour! Five hours later: What was...

    I have a great idea for a status update! I'll post it in an hour! Five hours later: What was I gonna do again?
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