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PSICONOV EPSTEIN
Hello zere you possible yankees!
Mein name is Psiconov, leader of the 50th Panzergrenadier!

DISCLAIMER/ACHTUNG
By now you must be thinking I have some kind of alignment with the Nazi regime and nazi-facism, FEAR NOT COMRADES! I only enjoy roleplaying as a officer, and since I like the german army style, and mostly the (coff... coff)Nazi Officer Fashion, I though it would be a good Idea do roleplay as one ^^
Dontchu worry, I am a nice guy, just a regular "Wehrmaboo"

So!
Since you mein kameraden, are interested in knowing me, let me introduce some information and fakts about mein self leben...
*Grabs a grey envelope and hands it over to you*
Itz all zere mein friend. *Winks*

The Envelope

Name; Psiconov Epstein
Date of birth; 05/06/1915
Local of Birth; Hamburg/West Germany

Wehrmacht Service Overview
"Psiconov was born in 1915, west germany, once he was 20 (1935) he was enrolled into the german army by a local officer who saw his natural ability to lead after a "HitlerJungend Ausbildung" camp. He was sent to berlin where he was trained for 5 years to become a Leutnant.

His Biggest deed was to sneak a tank platoon behind enemy lines close to Verdun and bomb the city's major fuel depot, and rendering the french train station useless after wasting all his explosive ammo of all his 3 Panzer's III and afterwards retreating back to safety to the german lines the next morning, without a single loss.

He earned the Iron Cross directly from Rommel, and later a btich-slap from his commander due to his bad behavior and rebel attitude.

He was then sent to the Russian front following the outbreak of the war as the kommandant of a newly formed secret volunteer panzer battalion, known as the Volkssturmpanzergruppe, with the mission of breaking through the russian fortification in Northern Crimea.

Late war soviet reports captured by the germans once Crimea was seized reported that:

Dear Friend
How is Moscow this time of the year? I heard that endless amounts of supplies are fabricated there every day... I wish I could go and see them, you know I love those cannons...
Anyways, about the last month...
The Infamous VSPG didnt captured any of our units so far, as survivors report, they used hit and run tactics, hitting our defenses, destroying our positions and then retreating back to their HQ even though the road was clear to a full scale attack on our rear positions.
Such behavior kept on repeating again and again... And it is still going, they are obviously doing this to shatter our morale, as one of my Leutnants reports, our men are now increasingly running away from the trenches once those steel beasts come, since they know that there is little to nothing that we can do and that they won't follow those who flee...
I think this is the only place on the front where Stalin's order's aren't being followed, because if I had to shoot every men who came back here after getting beaten like that, I should just get my whole army shot dead!
May God be with us...

General Dimitri Putsvok
1st Crimean Army

This Letter was never sent to fuhrer, due to the fact that the supreme order for his unit was to destroy anything on its way, it was to leave no survivors...
After the battle for Crimea, he was sent to Stalingrad, where his unit almost got caught on the massive retreat that followed the fall of the german 6th Army and the 4th Panzer Army, he was then sent to Northern France in 1944, where he fought against the American advance till the end of the Ardennes offensive, when he got captured and sent to Britain, where he spent the rest of the war as a POW, never to return to Germany ever again...
Personal Key Features

-Known to be one of the most inspiring officers on the western front,
Its not a mistery that the Deutsche Wehrmacht lacked manpower on the western front, due to that, Herr Psiconov Epstein gave many speeches on hospitals where the lightly wounded were and rallied those who could still use a rifle or trow a grenade to fill his unit's gaps, he kept doing this under the ultra-nationalist speech of "Deustchland Über Alles!".

-Known to have a really good memory.
He was and Is known to have a really good memory, since he was able to memorize his oponent's moves and remember them in battles afterwards, he used this ability to beat the Americans when they tried to push though the Siegfried Line, and later in the war to beat almost half of the enemy counter-attacks (he also uses his memory to memorize simple things, like the BB code of this forum)

-Charismatic Leader.
He is often seen walking around the conquered villages and towns after capturing them talking to elder people and especialy women, he used to talking to other people and likes to chat with the enemy after he captures them, he considers that the war is just a fight between 2 men and their pawns, so nothing would stop him to talk to people as long as he kept fighting, often replying "Kein Problem" to his superiors when questioned about his behavior.
Key Bad Features

-Indiscriminatory use of brute force.
During his campaing though the Eastern Front, he was often seen charging with this tanks though entire villages during the night, on a cruel rushing fashion... The order was "Don't stop for nothing, shoot at everything", and due to that, probably thousands of civilains and soldiers died under his Tiger I's tracks, and hundreds of villages were turned into rubble and marsh overnight.

-More indiscriminatory use of BRUTAL force.
Known on the Western front for shelling villages and towns with HE Shells and the use of fragmentation bombs on hightly dense urban areas, got reprehended by his superiors, but he said it was to teach the german people who lived in those areas to be strong and never let the enemy conquer their cities ever again, the Fuhrer (at the high of his retardation at the moment) accepted his excuse.

-Bad Mechanic

"Let me remind you Hans... I am a COMMANDER, not a MECHANIC!"
Psiconov Epstein, 1944

Thats it! so, I hope you now know something about me myself, and I hope we can all get along togheter like a big Deutsc- Ehrm, *Cof*, I mean, A big HAPPY family Ja? ^^

Also, I would like to say that I am interested on the following kinds of roleplay:
Medium detail, Strategy, Adventure, Fantasy and anything involving a army (also those who dont, but I give priority to those...) aaaand I would also love to learn those Nation RP kinds of game, they seem pretty interesting!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Birthday: June 5

Gender: Male

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