Hello, my name is Lulla, and I'm new to this site (though not new to RP). I can't read, but I'll do my best.
1. I do multi-para posts, and I expect my partner to try to match that. Good grammar is mandatory. I won't call you out for minor mistakes here and there or anything, but you need...
My name is Lulla, and I chose this username specifically to make that pun. I'm older than you, less attractive, and just as confused. I never know what's going on, and I don't understand any languages, including this one. Certified thicc bih.