Recent content by Jonvaljon

in an astounding press conference, the president of mexico has declared that the order empire can have their entire fucking empire because fuck you cascadia you condescending prick.

y'know, this only makes me want to obliterate your entire fucking nation even more.

You realize i'll just make it so you cannot detect it at all unless you're me because fuck you thats why

you're goddamn right i will, to an extent.

Mexico city, Mexico. The president was worried about the leviathan. it was a large, easy to attack battleship. Perhaps he should scrap it. He wwas shook out of his thoughts by an aid. "Sir, the general wishes to see you." He nodded thoughtfully and headed to the war room where they often met...

actually, no. I'm going to invent a new material that makes things in visible but largely does not exist on earth but is in higher quantities in the asteroid belt however mining on the asteroid belt is still quite slow so it will still be fair.

Hype deconfirmed lose hype

well, its actually not as big as the picture implies, just similar design. I reckon its it's about 165 feet long. Hard to see when its at max height by civilians, but yeah, I just wanted to be able to pretend I am the star wars empire for a while.

For the first fire, I will at least have the element of surprise. Otherwise, its fucked.

Not really an easy target: its impossible for current antiair to hit it and it literally is a wmd. But again, no one has answered my invasion question

Yeah, its a wmd, I suppose. Would every three months to charge it work?

right so i know i can invade the colombia guy, but how much of a resistance does his people put up?

shit, that's funny but unrealistic. I have to be realistic, yknow, with my fuckin laser battleship and magic goddamn tanks.

yes. it's a battleship with a laser that can destroy a majority of a city every two months. or as I lovingly refer to it, 'The Laser Buttfucker'

Mexico City, Mexico Felix was talking to his generals in the war room. "Are all the men in position?" He queried, taking a sip of his water. "Not yet. in a day's time, all of the needed men will be in position to lance forward into the Colombians. We have nearly built the airfield that will...