Recent content by Horace

I'm not a huge weeb, but literally anything by BRADIO is a bop. I love electro-swing (Caravan Palace), and Lo-fi beats for chilling.

I call dibs on the third child.

No lives matter.

Anybody who actually wonders that about you has no business doing so, just like a stranger shouldn't diagnose you. Even without that research people killed in sequences peculiar enough to be considered serial, the only things you need to kill are determination and the bare minimum of...

The vague and menacing government agency.

3. Yesterday I saw a cute guy on the bus. I notice that I envision my life with a beautiful girl differently, I might want to show them off to my family. The few times I have been forward with guys I have been remarkably inarticulate; I remember inexplicably hugging a guy in the rain, whereas...

2. When I got to the top of the mountain, only then did I realize it was a hill.

Maybe they're a villain because they believe they need to do horrible things to get their message across.

A villain who poses as the hero so that his talent for monologues can be satisfied. Someone else interrupts the shenanigans of the afterimage producing hooligan, and then it is revealed, "It was I [insert diabolical sounding name that isn't Dio]!"

Since nothing is above this post, I will insult myself. The sum of your virtue is the symptom of the STD called Life. All you have is conceptions.

I am the voice that rings in your head when you self-sabotage. I am You, the one that can go back in time and eliminate your existence faster than any other.

Blowing the revolution away.

1. My mom used to beat me, but it was so far back that I don't retain the memory or any scars. Knowing her even just a little older the image fit with her attitude that corporal punishment is the proper technique of a parent who isn't a "coward." The way I tell it, she stopped because I...

Just punch yourself in the face and you can watch dancing lights.

All Cats Are fucking Beautiful. Fight me.