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  • With how I'm working out my muscles will be as solid as my rhymes, and my stomach will be as flat as your heartbeat when I'm nude.



    beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
    My day was shit but got better as it progressed.
    I'd like to imagine your all on the opposite end of that..

    all your days started great and progressively got shitty, ending with you reading that I think you had a shitty day.

    Well I hope you feel better
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well that's mean.
    Having successful family members casts a shadow over my own mediocre accomplishments.

    But I mean, none of them can beat hogs of war on ps1 or break a girls heart as quick as I can.
    The fact Sanji from one piece is incapable of hurting a woman in jump force makes me laugh so much.

    That's like having me in a game but I when you pick my character I turn to the screen and shout "No one tells me what to Do!"
    It's a shame my manga debut in jump was shit, I blame the artists and writers, I told them a boomerang hero would work better with adult audiences. They didn't listen.
    Jedi Master Bubble
    Jedi Master Bubble
    That's how he is in many of the other One Piece fighting games
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    That's nice attention to detail but still funny
    Next time someone asks to use your bathroom, reply with...

    "You must answer three riddles to me,
    If you wish to poop or pee"

    People think faster when they need to release a pressure, ask anything and you'll either get the truth or a good answer
    I don't much care for Kingdom hearts 3...
    I'll take all your confusion and hatred in the form of a Disney song, preferably Oogie boogie's

    "You're joking, you're joking..."
    I need to learn not to take everything as if it were directed at me.

    Fallout 76 wasn't made to piss me off,

    Mumblerap wasn't shitted out to make me hate music,

    The red lights aren't trying to make me stop,
    Todd Howard at the next e3:
    "I read on the internet that fallout 76 is the worst peice of trash ever developed in studio at Bethesda, and that each player contracted dysentery from it... well if it's on the internet it must be true"

    *all the paid plants in the audience shit uncontrollably into nylon dufflebags and die*
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    They will go for a joke first then say how they are working on putting the vital organs back into 76 and the victims with dysentery,

    Then they will try and hype starfield elder scrolls and whatever else some people worked on quickly. That’s my opinion anyway
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    If Todd Howard walked out to that tell me lies song I’d actually respect that a bit haha
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm still kind of looking forward to the new Elder Scrolls game. It's about damn time. They've been milking Skyrim for all it's got and honestly I'm kind of sick of it.
    My poor little boy heart has been split
    As I get paid after Nsp have done their shit
    Tickets and travel expenses and a place for the night...
    All out of reach but in sight, my luck is more a blight, I could attend the show if someone delayed there flight,
    But wishing for inconvenience isn't right

    YouTube will flextape my broken heart,
    And maybe I'll shitpost some rhyming form of art
    Your previous avatar was creepy, not gonna lie. :p This one is cuter~
    Fyuri
    Fyuri
    It was just deadeye look the other one had. >_> Wasn't trying to be insulting.
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    I just say and type things, don't take me seriously you....
    foxy fury friending fuckwits for festivities
    Fyuri
    Fyuri
    I am internet tone deaf.
    Oh gawd did you hear about Bethesda's newest fuck up?

    Fallout 76 now gives each player dysentery. Pull your shit together Todd, you liar.
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    "Dysentery is an inflammatory disease of the intestine, especially of the colon, which always results in severe diarrhea and abdominal pains. Other symptoms may include fever and a feeling of incomplete defecation, The disease is caused by Fallout 76."
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Really? I thought it gave two types of cancer at the same time.
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Well now they're just ripping off the Oregon Trail
    Those attractive people who live life on easy difficulty have no ideas of the hardships I endure on normal.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    People who use easy difficulty are wimps.
    You imagine getting down and dirty with your partner while scar and the hyenas sing about being prepared?

    It speaks a lot about raising a family, or just using protection in general.
    Do I know you?
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    If you know the flowiest person on any given site
    The dingo that howls in the night
    The one who does the wrong things right
    Yea you do boo
    Chief
    Chief
    I missed your luscious flow baby.
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    The originals know what's what
    I think I’m gonna buy these 150 dollar vip tickets for NInja sex party... if Danny does not do improv with me or ninja Bryan doesn’t stab me. I may hurt someone in the crowd...
    To the girl behind the counter who never actually charges me for what I buy...

    GIRL,
    how'd you get so fine,
    GIRL,
    I'd like you to be mine
    Girl,
    Im glad your not a snob
    Girl,
    Are you bad at your job?
    Does giving away free shit tickle you bit?
    Either way to me you're a hit
    I'd like to order two large pizza's, one supreme and the other cheese. Send your most unarmed delivery man
    Young Justice proves DC animated shits all over the competition
    Idea
    Idea
    *cough* except anime *cough*
    Flowiest-D
    Flowiest-D
    When I say competition I mean marvel and other media that isn’t from japan aha
    It’s obvious saitama or saiki k would destroy most heros
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