Recent content by Eyeless Jack

Awwwweee! Hugs!

I'm sorry about your sister and I'll refrain from making jokes like this around you. Q

-reads your story- T-T-Tici T-T-Toby. -twitches uncontrollably-

Says the one who basically fell asleep in my arms on the bus!

I save all of the kidneys I don't eat. I'm not wasteful! And sometimes I replace my victims kidneys with someone elses! But Jack! Kidneys are essential for your diet!

-slips hand under mask and into my mouth and pulls out a half eaten kidney- Here! This might fix that. -shoves it in your face-

No, I'm only scared of you when you're mad. Also I don't have eyes for you to pop out if you're trying. And just because you're my favorite doesn't mean you can make fun of my blindness Mr. Laffy Taffy. -ferociously scratches at where your kidneys should be- <3  

-cuddles back- I luffs you too~...you just scare me sometimes. (Jokes on you I'm what they call 'fun sized')

-hides under blanket- I-I'm s-s-sorry... ;-;

Excuse you! I am more than a blind cannibal! I am a blind cannibal who's sexual preference can't even be comprehended!

Hmm? Oh you mean laughing Jack?

I could make an awful joke right now but I won't.

Hush box-kun! We do not speak of the great Skyrim wars which I went to fight in! 

I would say that I missed you but...I missed you. ^_^