Apple-On-A-Tree

GREETINGS P E A S E N T S
I AM A P P L E
TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A B R I C K
Step 1. Be under the age of 18. Do it.
Step 2. Smash your head in with a brick.
Step 3. Sacrifice your first-born oc to Shrek. ( R.I.P. Storm'Flight)
Step 4. Eat a pear.

You are now a B R I C K. Good job