LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[_Yua Watanabe_]

This??



Also ik else. But first we need to bury you so the police takes there suspicion away from us.

 

[craig jones]

THANK U

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

This??



Also ik else. But first we need to bury you so the police takes there suspicion away from us.

... Fair enough

*Waits to be buried with canister of gas on standby*

So we wait a day then torch the house yes?

 

[craig jones]

AH DE GAFLIFUFUFGI

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

..well no where gonna burn you in a forest. And take ur ashes over to my place so you can haunt me

 

[craig jones]

*eats em*

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Craig... I've not been burned yet. Keep up dear

 

[craig jones]

ik im eating your body

 

[craig jones]

cant leave fresh food out

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

So you want me to haunt you?!

 

[craig jones]

yeah

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Hehe now I can ghost you

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Craig where supposed to burn her stawp!

 

[craig jones]

*nom nom nom nom nom nom*

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

*quickly picks up els poor body, and throws it in a cardboard box.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

*Haunts Craig*

Hang on does this mean Craig wants to be burned? Cos yk part of me is inside him?

 

[craig jones]

*follows* nom nom

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

... ok then

*Builds pyre*

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

...well she has a point. Alr Craig cover yourself in bleachz, ray style.

 

[craig jones]

*drinks bleach and gas* ok im ready

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Wh...okay whatever let's gO. *Insert walking montage* I'm on my wayy I'm on my way
















Amazing sing by Darwin himself

 

[craig jones]

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Nah ur pfp makes it look less scary

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Wait I got a question. If you have a sister or a brother and threw non-binary what do you call them?

 

[craig jones]

idk