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[.Arteries.]

*gets out claws*
If you don't STOP YELLING, then you get 2 hours. EACH. I'll have Fungus pick. You no longer get to choose.

Yes ma'am.

 

[BunnyVT]

I'M drunk...how am I supposed to take care of a kid..

 

[Redfork2000]

I'M DRUNK TOBY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF A KID??

I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL!

 

[BunnyVT]

I HAVE PROBLEMS!!!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Jean-François how could you
I had to Usopp
they were only in the way
in the way of what why would you kill them they were good people Jean-François
i thought I knew you better
not only did you kill them, but you stole all of the Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cup s too What is wrong with yjou
where’s sanji and robin what did you do to them
i already killed them
its just you now usopp
oh

 

[Redfork2000]

DRINKING MORE WILL ONLY WORSEN THEM

 

[.Arteries.]

I'M DRUNK TOBY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF A KID??

... Quiet. You don't want 2 hours, do you?

 

[BunnyVT]

If she wants a living kid....She wouldn't do that
*Takes another drink of the Vodka*
This is the reason my kids hate me.....

 

[Lone Star II]

YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Red, will you be okay with taking care of my kitten for me?
Then later we can think of a name. WITHOUT Bun or Toby, because they can't seem to be grown up enough to appreciate the fact that there's a kitten here trying to sleep. Unless they'd like to change their minds.

 

[xokenziee.]

*watches awkwardly*

 

[BunnyVT]

YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Red, will you be okay with taking care of my kitten for me?
Then later we can think of a name. WITHOUT Bun or Toby, because they can't seem to be grown up enough to appreciate the fact that there's a kitten here trying to sleep. Unless they'd like to change their minds.

*Clearly intoxicated and not paying her any mind*
I......Need to check in on my kids.....

 

[.Arteries.]

YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Red, will you be okay with taking care of my kitten for me?
Then later we can think of a name. WITHOUT Bun or Toby, because they can't seem to be grown up enough to appreciate the fact that there's a kitten here trying to sleep. Unless they'd like to change their minds.

I'll take care of her.

 

[Redfork2000]

YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Red, will you be okay with taking care of my kitten for me?
Then later we can think of a name. WITHOUT Bun or Toby, because they can't seem to be grown up enough to appreciate the fact that there's a kitten here trying to sleep. Unless they'd like to change their minds.

Indeed. I'll take care of the kitten for you.

*takes kitten in his arms, and gives it a milk bottle to drink while rocking it gently from side to side*

 

[xokenziee.]

*eats mac-n-cheese*

 

[Lone Star II]

You have a bottle for her? OH thank you...I really don't want to feed the little sucker like...
*looks down at bigger chest than earlier*
Although I have to get it out. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me everyone.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Usopp. . . Join me. If you do I’ll give you as many Kraft Supermac Pasta and Cheese Sauce, SpongeBob SquarePants - Microwavable Cups as you want. We’ll be unstoppable.
Never
i’ll never join you
i told you Jean it’s over
fine have it your way *holds up gun*
goodbye uso*cut off by gunshot*
gasp

 

[.Arteries.]

You have a bottle for her? OH thank you...I really don't want to feed the little sucker like...
*looks down at bigger chest than earlier*
Although I have to get it out. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me everyone.

Okay then. See ya in a bit Kit.

 

[Redfork2000]

You have a bottle for her? OH thank you...I really don't want to feed the little sucker like...
*looks down at bigger chest than earlier*
Although I have to get it out. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me everyone.

It pays to be prepared.

*Smile*

If you need anything just call my name.

 

[Sir Fungus]

You have a bottle for her? OH thank you...I really don't want to feed the little sucker like...
*looks down at bigger chest than earlier*
Although I have to get it out. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me everyone.

*cough* Maybe I could help you out *Cough*

 

[.Arteries.]

*watches awkwardly*

Oh hey there!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

usopp are you ok
Yeah chopper omg I thought you died
I did
oh

 

[Lone Star II]

*walks to bathroom*
*mostly closes door*
Hey, Fungus, I need your help in here.
*obviously not paying attention to anything anyone says about Fungus*

 

[xokenziee.]

Oh hey there!

Hi! *smiles gratefully*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*walks to bathroom*
*mostly closes door*
Hey, Fungus, I need your help in here.
*obviously not paying attention to anything anyone says about Fungus*

YES MA’AM!
*Runs in like a speed demon*

 

[Redfork2000]

*Happy robot noises*

Well, things are going well after all.

*Continues holding the kitten and feeding it with the bottle of milk while rocking it gently from side to side.