you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Anthem]

Your some random kid, I ain't dealing with that, no thanks!

 

[Coca-Cola]

your a bard who cheated on me with the dragon

 

[Anthem]

Your status reminds me too much of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You’re a bard but refuse to entertain a cat

 

[Coca-Cola]

your a cat

 

[Daisie]

I've never drank you

 

[Anthem]

Never liked daises. And your name sounds too much like the flower.
(and why am I a bard-)

 

[Daisie]

Funny thing is I don't like daisies either.
Anyways, yeah, I'm breaking up with you because you're in denial about your true self. Who is a bard.

 

[Anthem]

AAAA I'M NOT A BARD
And I'm splitting cause of you being in a constant state of shambles, I'm enough of a mess myself.

 

[Chibistaryuu]

You're a Hooman, I don't wanna be with a Hooman

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You’re just a variant of DBZ’s cell nope and nope

 

[Chibistaryuu]

You're just a cat, and I don't like Cats you'll just scratch my paint

 

[Coca-Cola]

your a robot I'm some anime character

 

[Chibistaryuu]

Ur a Child, No

 

[Coca-Cola]

You kill Mary Sues I have one but only imply her

 

[Chibistaryuu]

you look Like a Lost child, SO No

 

[Anthem]

Not into robots, don't need anymore chaos either

 

[RedArmyShogun]

Nah, you look like a tragic back story Fire Emblem Character, we know how this ends.

 

[-Random_Person-]

Breakup bc you committed seppuku

 

[nikoru]

breaking up bc youre a demon

 

[-Random_Person-]

Breakup because you're a human

 

[RedArmyShogun]

It's not you, it's me, this is for the best.

 

[-Random_Person-]

You're right, I'm too good for you/j

You probably died in war, ngl

 

[cestelle]

weve been together for a while and you're still just some random person :/

 

[Idea]

THAT FACE, IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL