The Black Knight
One Thousand Club
The Dark Knight handled the last enemy, and he also ran stupidly into the next room without listening to any tact. Locke sat with his back to the wall, resting and recovering what energy he could on a slop-filled stomach. As disgusting as the insect-riddled gruel was, he was certain he had more energy than those who chose not to eat. Unfortunately, the porridge still lacked the nutrients his body needed for strength. This was the skinniest he had ever been. His scalp was itchy, and he could feel the layer of filth that covered his skin and gave him an unwashed musk. His hands and the soles of his feet were dried and calloused—their nails dirty. This was also the filthiest he would have ever let himself get. His blond hair obscured his eyes in blades that his blue eyes peered through. The next room was suicide. Only a dark knight would have been dumb enough to charge within.
Locke had a hand beneath the waistband of his pants and was scratching at his crotch, while the women and the weak male discussed a wasted strategy. He probably would have told them about the dark knight if he had given a damn, but they had noticed his absence before he needed to say anything. He brought his scratching hand to his nose to give his fingers an inspecting sniff when the blond dwarf said something that he suspected had been him.
…I believe that our best chance would be to have Sir Adelbrecht and the fool… ( King Crimson )
Locke lowered his hand and looked up at the tiny woman with a condescending expression. She was calling him a fool when she just noticed her Sir Adelbrains ( Orikanyo ) had barged into the room on his lonesome. The tiny woman ran into the room next, firing her crossbow.
It was a disaster, especially when he heard the return clatter of bolts. Locke rocked forward onto his hands and the balls of his feet, crouching like a frog nearby the door. He reached a hand out to pick up a fistful of bolts that he piled between his feet. He then grasped the hem of his shirt, drawing the prison garb up and over his head. He tied the sleeves about his thin waist and tucked a few inches of excess shirt into his pants. It was an improvised pouch that he used to hold the bolts, and he slipped the hilt of the sword above the sleeve knot. Locke crept closer to the wall and peeked through the door, watching as a magic fireball slammed into the barricade the tan woman and the pathetic man had been hiding behind.
Her eyes met his as she ordered, You two, get ready to rush with Lan! ( Arcanist )
Who did she think she was? His commander (he didn’t have one)? Locke’s eyelids lowered with irritation. He intended to charge any way. As soon as the woman threw her buckler, Locke charged. He sprinted down the walkway, dunking a hand into his improvised pouch to grasp a bolt. He whipped one left at a crossbowman who had been focused on reloading his weapon to see the pointy metal object flying toward him. The bolt glanced off the crossbowman’s helmet, causing him to jump in fright and drop to the ground. Locke saw Ayka’s buckler twirling on the floor and turned in its direction to quickly scoop it up. He then leapt onto the walkway’s railing, using the buckler to deflect a bolt from the other crossbowman before he lobbed a bolt back at him to make him flinch. Rather than try to force his way through the cluster in the middle as the dark knight had, he hopped over and passed a few swords that swung and thrust at his legs. He then dropped back onto the walkway and stood in the middle. With the buckler before him, he stared down the mages who were conjuring their spells. His eyes darted about at the crossbowmen who were aiming their bolts at him. All attention was on him, and he hoped the little girl with the crossbow was paying attention.
A crossbowman loosed a bolt at him and Locke dove into the railing as it pinged into the ground over his head. He used the buckler to block the bolt from the other crossbowman and quickly recovered to his feet, racing to the railing across from him as the mages loosed their fireballs.
The first fireball missed, and he could feel the heat flash at his back as the sphere of magic struck the cluster of guardsmen like a cannon ball. Locke didn’t stop in his dash. He instead rolled over the side of the rail, seemingly plunging to his doom, as the second fireball struck it. The knight was clutching a groove in the edge and hanging above a battle between prisoners and guards. The blond was baring his teeth as he held his weight, mentally cursing how he had gorged on all that gruel. He felt the strain on his arms, and he had to reach down and release the sword to free up some weight. He wasn’t as strong as he used to be. He clung to that ledge only on adrenaline and a strong desire to not die, and so he hoped the other nobles were smart enough to take advantage of his distraction.
I need to shit, Locke mused. It was a random thought, but he could feel the burning in his colon. The straining didn’t help. It wasn’t the time or place to drop a big deuce, and so he was forced to clench every muscle in his body to not just stay alive, but to not crap his pants.
Locke had a hand beneath the waistband of his pants and was scratching at his crotch, while the women and the weak male discussed a wasted strategy. He probably would have told them about the dark knight if he had given a damn, but they had noticed his absence before he needed to say anything. He brought his scratching hand to his nose to give his fingers an inspecting sniff when the blond dwarf said something that he suspected had been him.
…I believe that our best chance would be to have Sir Adelbrecht and the fool… ( King Crimson )
Locke lowered his hand and looked up at the tiny woman with a condescending expression. She was calling him a fool when she just noticed her Sir Adelbrains ( Orikanyo ) had barged into the room on his lonesome. The tiny woman ran into the room next, firing her crossbow.
It was a disaster, especially when he heard the return clatter of bolts. Locke rocked forward onto his hands and the balls of his feet, crouching like a frog nearby the door. He reached a hand out to pick up a fistful of bolts that he piled between his feet. He then grasped the hem of his shirt, drawing the prison garb up and over his head. He tied the sleeves about his thin waist and tucked a few inches of excess shirt into his pants. It was an improvised pouch that he used to hold the bolts, and he slipped the hilt of the sword above the sleeve knot. Locke crept closer to the wall and peeked through the door, watching as a magic fireball slammed into the barricade the tan woman and the pathetic man had been hiding behind.
Her eyes met his as she ordered, You two, get ready to rush with Lan! ( Arcanist )
Who did she think she was? His commander (he didn’t have one)? Locke’s eyelids lowered with irritation. He intended to charge any way. As soon as the woman threw her buckler, Locke charged. He sprinted down the walkway, dunking a hand into his improvised pouch to grasp a bolt. He whipped one left at a crossbowman who had been focused on reloading his weapon to see the pointy metal object flying toward him. The bolt glanced off the crossbowman’s helmet, causing him to jump in fright and drop to the ground. Locke saw Ayka’s buckler twirling on the floor and turned in its direction to quickly scoop it up. He then leapt onto the walkway’s railing, using the buckler to deflect a bolt from the other crossbowman before he lobbed a bolt back at him to make him flinch. Rather than try to force his way through the cluster in the middle as the dark knight had, he hopped over and passed a few swords that swung and thrust at his legs. He then dropped back onto the walkway and stood in the middle. With the buckler before him, he stared down the mages who were conjuring their spells. His eyes darted about at the crossbowmen who were aiming their bolts at him. All attention was on him, and he hoped the little girl with the crossbow was paying attention.
A crossbowman loosed a bolt at him and Locke dove into the railing as it pinged into the ground over his head. He used the buckler to block the bolt from the other crossbowman and quickly recovered to his feet, racing to the railing across from him as the mages loosed their fireballs.
The first fireball missed, and he could feel the heat flash at his back as the sphere of magic struck the cluster of guardsmen like a cannon ball. Locke didn’t stop in his dash. He instead rolled over the side of the rail, seemingly plunging to his doom, as the second fireball struck it. The knight was clutching a groove in the edge and hanging above a battle between prisoners and guards. The blond was baring his teeth as he held his weight, mentally cursing how he had gorged on all that gruel. He felt the strain on his arms, and he had to reach down and release the sword to free up some weight. He wasn’t as strong as he used to be. He clung to that ledge only on adrenaline and a strong desire to not die, and so he hoped the other nobles were smart enough to take advantage of his distraction.
I need to shit, Locke mused. It was a random thought, but he could feel the burning in his colon. The straining didn’t help. It wasn’t the time or place to drop a big deuce, and so he was forced to clench every muscle in his body to not just stay alive, but to not crap his pants.