Story The Shoutbox Story: Contained Insanity

[usagi froggy]

Appearance:

Personality: Bubbly and fun, but can get annoying at times. He loves to help others and has an extensive knowledge on certain geeky things. He is obsessed with pairings.


Role: The wishgranter. He is able to grant the wishes of the hero, so long as they don't abuse his power.


Propety: Unicornlandia, stables with dead animals of WHIMSY

 

[amdreams]

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Amdreams is mostly seen in her chibi form, measuring at 2.5 feet (including the hat), for convenience. In her normal form, she is 5'4".


Personality: I'm curious as to how you see me, so I'll leave this to your imagination. I do want to specify that I don't do physical contact. This includes hugs, snugs, kissies and even handshakes. Anyone who tries to touch me shall be punished, either by a smack on the head with a newspaper or staff or a stab. Only Grin and Carl can get away with snugs but that's because I can't stop them. Persistent buggers.


Role: A witch working on the black market, selling odds and ends of anything you can imagine, I'm traveling to the ends of the world, looking for my heart.


Property You Own: Though I do not own any land, I do own a gypsy caravan from which I do my business. Inside, I have various creatures and things, including bloopumons, turtles, horned puppies, winged bunnies, suicide bomber flying squirrels, 3 ill muses, voodoo voodoo dolls, bottled dreams, worlds in snow globes and whatever's hot on the market.

 

[usagi froggy]

KAGU-BOT SYSTEMS ARE GO. PREPARE FOR LIFT.


The mechanical voice of the Kagu-bot said. The mech moved her mechanical limbs, over to the elevator of the man in the labcoat’s lab. The man grinned maniacally as his best creation moved. He was filled with sadistic joy over the fact that he could finally destroy the kingdom of his nemesis: The Hatbox King. He wrung his hands together evilly, trying to spread as much hand sanitizer around as possible, his eye twitching with insanity. First the Hatbox Kingdom, tomorrow, give or take a couple months, THE WORLD!!!


Kagu-bot was exposed to the brightness of the world of Shoutboxlandia. The sky was bright, and there was loudness everywhere. Kagu-bot stepped off of the platform and onto the soft grass, that flattened as one of her metallic hooves stepped on it. Although the Kagu-bot had not been programmed to feel stimuli, she was sure it would feel tickly and itchy if she had been able to feel the grass.


Kagu-bot looked out in the horizon and used her extremely intelligent AI to locate the Hatbox Kingdom. She found it was over nine-hundred-eighty-four miles away, but since she had the ability to fly at extremely fast speeds, it would only take a few hours to reach the Hatbox Kingdom.


She started the ready sequence for flight. Holes in her metallic hooves opened and flames started pouring out, propelling her to the top of the realm of Shoutboxlandia. She started her flight, seeing many of the landmarks of the land, including Unicornlandia and the Kawaii Kingdom, two trade partners, a gypsy caravan owned by a mysterious woman only known throughout the land as Dreams, and the Ninja Kitten Kingdom along with its large tank and truck.


Finally, after three hours of flying Kagu-bot reached the Hatbox Kingdom with all its glory. She readied her guns and looked up at the guards. She assumed that they were the citizens of The Hatbox King and his eccentric daughter, only known as Esme. He was the leader of a cult that sacrificed things to her in order for him to grant wishes.


Kagu-bot shot a rocket at the faces of the guards and they immediately exploded. Due to her lack of manners, instead of politely knocking on the moat of the large, round kingdom, she simply exploded it with another rocket. As the robotic sheep entered, she gained the stares of many of the citizens, in all shapes and sizes. Although, they had one thing in common: They had hatboxes in their hands. Round, colorful little boxes, all topped off with a bow.


Kagu-bot approached one of the citizens, a smaller one with a large pink mohawk, an ugly face, and rather mismatching clothes, “Citizen of the Hatbox Kingdom, please tell me where your king is,” she said in a metallic, lifeless voice.


“Th-The king?” he stammered out in fear, “h-he’s right over th-there! In the castle!” he pointed to the castle which was very similar in shape to the Hatboxes the citizens were all holding.


“Thank you for your assistance. As a payment I will not kill you quite yet,” Kagu-bot strutted away, her metal hooves clicking and clacking on the stone pavement of the Kingdom. She was unlike anything the Hatboxians had ever seen.


She approached the castle and asploded the front door with another rocket and stormed in, destroying everything she could, making quite a scene. All of the Hatbox royals were looking at her in fright, hiding into corners. She had had specific orders from Erisian to destroy the kingdom, but not any of the inhabitants. He had wanted them to be as miserable as possible.


In order to avoid hurting the citizens, she switched to a smaller weapon, her laser, and proceeded to wreck the castle, destroying everything in sight. She trotted up the stairs, merrily demolishing anything else she saw. She couldn’t wait to get to the Throne Room and see the look on the king’s face.


She kept trotting up the seemingly endless staircase until she reached the lair of the Hatbox King, except it lacked the most crucial thing: The King himself! This sent Kagu-bot into a fury, stomping, shooting and punching everything she could, until she noticed a small trollish creature in the corner of the room huddled in fear. She couldn’t decipher its gender, and her sensors identified it as Esme, the Hatbox Princess. She walked over to it, the creature shaking more with every step. In an act of self-defense, the Prince brandished her large hammer and smacked Kagu-bot across the head with it.


This left Kagu-bot in a dazed state, lying on the floor, giving Esme time to examine her. He tapped her with the silver banhammer she called Maxwell, and received no reaction. He assumed it was a bad robot sent by someone to destroy the kingdom. She had been watching from her room and was disgusted at the destruction. He wanted to be the one to save the kingdom from destruction, so she got his banhammer, and dashed for the throne room where she was sure his father would be. She quickly told him to escape while he waited for the malicious robot.


The plan worked, and now she was sitting right in front of the robot, as she lay helpless on the floor. He could have destroyed her then and there, but Esme was a good person, and did not believe in murder, so she wanted her strike to simply knock her out while he figured out something to do.


She thought of picking the bot up, but he wasn’t strong enough. She thought of rolling her, but that would require him touching her, and she was sure he would burn her up by doing that. She decided to just wander on the outskirts of the kingdom, and see what he could do, so he started to nudge Kagu-bot with her banhammer, in search of some help for the poor robot.

 

[Seanzah Angel]

WIP


Appearance:

Personality: Outgoing, a little shy at first, but once he gets to know his surroundings, including the people, he can be a little firecracker. He likes to cause trouble, and will defend those that get into trouble, but he's mostly peaceful. In that area, he's mostly chaotic-neutral. He stands up for what he believes in, and doesn't back down unless someone lays down some pretty hard, convincing evidence of why he is wrong. He usually has counter evidence, though, so... He's also a bit opinionated, if you couldn't tell. :3


Role: (What role would you like in the story? I don't want anything vague either, I would like specifics. Like: Cookie Wizard who Helps the Hero in Arc 1. Or something like that.)


Property You Own: (Self-explanatory. I will need to know property and towns, cities, castles, swamps, etc. in order to write well about the SB.)