OverconfidentMagi
Laugh Like You've Won Always
A pallid man with stark white hair took a long sip of steaming-hot tea from an ornate teacup. He'd prepared the tea himself, just now in fact. The small portable burner he'd used was sitting on the grass just by his feet, next to the umbrella he'd brought to deal with the rain that would soon fall, which in turn leaned against the old twisted tree that the man drinking tea also leaned against. It was the only tree present in the cemetery, predating the oldest names on slabs of stone that surrounded it by a hundred years at least. The man wore a suit as pitch black as he himself was cast in white, with an old-fashioned top hat tipped forward to shield his eyes from the shining sun. How incredibly insensitive, he thought of it.
Mars sipped his tea as he listened to Dorian talk about the deceased's soul and all that religious drivel. Dorian might still have the baby face of a kid, but he was a good priest, which made him one of the few believers in God willing to associate themselves with Mars, and the only one willing to show up and speak on such short notice. He was a good man, despite the whole God thing. Around him was a crowd of mourners all dressed in dreary shades of black entirely separate from the cheerful shade he'd picked out special just for this occasion.
As the ceremony wound down and the casket was lowered into the cold damned earth, the one person Mars hadn't paid to be here made their way towards him. And he'd picked out this spot specifically so that no one would bother him. What a bother. He lowered his tea and set the cup on the matching saucer held in his other hand. "Why my dearest Juliet, fancy meeting you on this fine mor-"
The dark-haired woman slapped the cup and saucer out of his hands, shattering the cup. Her finger stabbed accusingly at the place Mars' heart would be, shaking unsteadily so he predicted he'd probably live if her finger fired a bullet. "Don't! Don't you dare!" The woman's tear-marked eyes were full of nothing but pain and fury and loathing for the person before her. "This is you. This is your fault. If not for you. If not for you my son would still be here!"
"I assure y-"
Mars was silenced by a stinging slap across the face. "SHUT UP! Shut up shut up shut up. You always talk, but none of it's true! You're just a liar! You're rotten, and you killed my little boy." The woman began to lose her composure and break down in tears, but pushed through with the same indomitable will her son had inherited from her. "I hate you, Mars. Did I ever say so?"
"Yes," Mars answered truthfully at risk of being slapped yet again.
"Good." She nodded and turned to walk away, something in the way she stepped making Mars wonder if she'd go home and kill herself. Dorian would not like that if she did. Something about suicide being bad for the soul. But what another person decided to do on their own time in the comfort of their own home really wasn't any of his business, so he just watched her retreating back until she was gone and the sky grew overcast and the rain began to fall.
He unfolded his umbrella and walked out of the cemetery, waiting patiently until Dorian's obnoxious red sports car pulled up. The priest was his ride back into the city. Mars didn't drive, and the preacher's church was relatively close to the area of the city he called home.
Dorian dropped Mars off just outside where the city morphed into something more foreign. As a man of God, Dorian held an inherent disliking for the Godless culture of the eastern world, and this manifested in his stubborn refusal to enter the Chinatown area. So Mars walked the rest of the way. He dragged the tip of his umbrella along the ground, moving it to the wall when available, as he walked. The ugly painted sign of the shop appeared before him, attempting to depict a cup with a curl of smoke in the shape of a question mark rising from it. He thought is just looked like a question mark above a rectangle, which really made just as much sense. The shop was called Zoubusi according to the old bat who owned it. It meant something along the lines of "no dying!" in a heavy old Chinese woman accent. Considering the owner of that shop was older than the dirt she passed off as traditional medicines and still as lively as the day they first tried to embalm her, he was inclined to believe she knew a thing or two about the "no dying!".
Mars walked past the store and turned into the narrow alley that ran beside it. That was where there was a set of stairs leading down below street level, and a thick dark metal door with the words painted upon it, in plain English: Orthrus Detective Agency. There was a sticky note stuck to the door, now wet by the earlier passing shower that read: Now Hiring!
He simply opened the unlocked door to his workplace and home and let it slam shut behind him. The basement space was filled with all manner of strange items. There was a fun variety of medieval torture equipment lining the walls, including the prize of Mars' collection, a full-size iron maiden sitting in the corner. A large locker took up most of the far wall, just behind a large pool table covered in various occult symbols. The right wall was mostly shelves of old books, with the occasional children's book simply slotted in between tomes of demonolgy and astrology. The left was taken up by a sitting area: a couch, uncomfortable-looking chair, table, a TV, the usual waiting room setup. There was even an old quarter gumball machine standing up next to the wall, the source of much of Mars' diet. In place of any recognizable hue of paint, the walls were wallpapered by various candy wrappers bard had worked his way through over the past few years. The cieling was similar, but rather than wrappers it was covered in pictures and articles, with loops of string and thread of different size and color hanging down and connecting various completely unconnected points to one another. Mars liked how it looked, despite it being completely useless to try and decipher and meaning from. And sitting on the floor just inside the door was a casket, identical in every way to the one he'd watched be lowered into the ground and buried just hours ago, wrapped in thick metal chains with a padlock.
After staring at the casket for a while, Mars picked up the human-sized container and gave it a knock. "No one home." So he dragged the casket out of the way, giving it the esteemed position of leaning up against Alice, which was simply his name for the iron maiden. He thought it looked like Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Mars fell heavily onto the couch, nearly slipping into unconsciousness the instant his head touched a pillow. A week of staying up just to make sure the body didn't get up and trigger another zombie apocalypse was a real pain. Pain. Mars' body was full of it. He let it all fade away as he drifted off into the kind of dying that only took a cup of coffee in the morning to recover from. Well, maybe two cups. He was completely exhausted after all.
Mars sipped his tea as he listened to Dorian talk about the deceased's soul and all that religious drivel. Dorian might still have the baby face of a kid, but he was a good priest, which made him one of the few believers in God willing to associate themselves with Mars, and the only one willing to show up and speak on such short notice. He was a good man, despite the whole God thing. Around him was a crowd of mourners all dressed in dreary shades of black entirely separate from the cheerful shade he'd picked out special just for this occasion.
As the ceremony wound down and the casket was lowered into the cold damned earth, the one person Mars hadn't paid to be here made their way towards him. And he'd picked out this spot specifically so that no one would bother him. What a bother. He lowered his tea and set the cup on the matching saucer held in his other hand. "Why my dearest Juliet, fancy meeting you on this fine mor-"
The dark-haired woman slapped the cup and saucer out of his hands, shattering the cup. Her finger stabbed accusingly at the place Mars' heart would be, shaking unsteadily so he predicted he'd probably live if her finger fired a bullet. "Don't! Don't you dare!" The woman's tear-marked eyes were full of nothing but pain and fury and loathing for the person before her. "This is you. This is your fault. If not for you. If not for you my son would still be here!"
"I assure y-"
Mars was silenced by a stinging slap across the face. "SHUT UP! Shut up shut up shut up. You always talk, but none of it's true! You're just a liar! You're rotten, and you killed my little boy." The woman began to lose her composure and break down in tears, but pushed through with the same indomitable will her son had inherited from her. "I hate you, Mars. Did I ever say so?"
"Yes," Mars answered truthfully at risk of being slapped yet again.
"Good." She nodded and turned to walk away, something in the way she stepped making Mars wonder if she'd go home and kill herself. Dorian would not like that if she did. Something about suicide being bad for the soul. But what another person decided to do on their own time in the comfort of their own home really wasn't any of his business, so he just watched her retreating back until she was gone and the sky grew overcast and the rain began to fall.
He unfolded his umbrella and walked out of the cemetery, waiting patiently until Dorian's obnoxious red sports car pulled up. The priest was his ride back into the city. Mars didn't drive, and the preacher's church was relatively close to the area of the city he called home.
Dorian dropped Mars off just outside where the city morphed into something more foreign. As a man of God, Dorian held an inherent disliking for the Godless culture of the eastern world, and this manifested in his stubborn refusal to enter the Chinatown area. So Mars walked the rest of the way. He dragged the tip of his umbrella along the ground, moving it to the wall when available, as he walked. The ugly painted sign of the shop appeared before him, attempting to depict a cup with a curl of smoke in the shape of a question mark rising from it. He thought is just looked like a question mark above a rectangle, which really made just as much sense. The shop was called Zoubusi according to the old bat who owned it. It meant something along the lines of "no dying!" in a heavy old Chinese woman accent. Considering the owner of that shop was older than the dirt she passed off as traditional medicines and still as lively as the day they first tried to embalm her, he was inclined to believe she knew a thing or two about the "no dying!".
Mars walked past the store and turned into the narrow alley that ran beside it. That was where there was a set of stairs leading down below street level, and a thick dark metal door with the words painted upon it, in plain English: Orthrus Detective Agency. There was a sticky note stuck to the door, now wet by the earlier passing shower that read: Now Hiring!
He simply opened the unlocked door to his workplace and home and let it slam shut behind him. The basement space was filled with all manner of strange items. There was a fun variety of medieval torture equipment lining the walls, including the prize of Mars' collection, a full-size iron maiden sitting in the corner. A large locker took up most of the far wall, just behind a large pool table covered in various occult symbols. The right wall was mostly shelves of old books, with the occasional children's book simply slotted in between tomes of demonolgy and astrology. The left was taken up by a sitting area: a couch, uncomfortable-looking chair, table, a TV, the usual waiting room setup. There was even an old quarter gumball machine standing up next to the wall, the source of much of Mars' diet. In place of any recognizable hue of paint, the walls were wallpapered by various candy wrappers bard had worked his way through over the past few years. The cieling was similar, but rather than wrappers it was covered in pictures and articles, with loops of string and thread of different size and color hanging down and connecting various completely unconnected points to one another. Mars liked how it looked, despite it being completely useless to try and decipher and meaning from. And sitting on the floor just inside the door was a casket, identical in every way to the one he'd watched be lowered into the ground and buried just hours ago, wrapped in thick metal chains with a padlock.
After staring at the casket for a while, Mars picked up the human-sized container and gave it a knock. "No one home." So he dragged the casket out of the way, giving it the esteemed position of leaning up against Alice, which was simply his name for the iron maiden. He thought it looked like Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Mars fell heavily onto the couch, nearly slipping into unconsciousness the instant his head touched a pillow. A week of staying up just to make sure the body didn't get up and trigger another zombie apocalypse was a real pain. Pain. Mars' body was full of it. He let it all fade away as he drifted off into the kind of dying that only took a cup of coffee in the morning to recover from. Well, maybe two cups. He was completely exhausted after all.
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