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Jennifer's hat was lost in the ocean when a strong breeze blew it away. What did she say? AW GUST!!

Hey hey! I haven't posted in awhile so I might as well update you guys with mah trendy new look. lmao

I'm the bomb diggity. :cool:

A touching story of the shovel, a rake, and a hoe....

MIAMI HEAT. No doubt about it. However, I did enjoy Okalahoma City Thunder this past season, especially Durant's MVP speech. "You're the real MVP." That made me cry. A little. To be honest, I don't even cheer for my hometown team that much. I'm actually a Blackhawks fan. xD

I guess you could say I'm a sports fan. I'm not a diehard sports fan but you can hear my screams of joy throughout the neighbourhood when Germany won the World Cup. You could also hear my agonizing cries when the Spurs won the NBA. I don't watch football but I know the rules (kind of) and played...

Well, I haven't posted here in a long time. Might as well make sure people don't think I'm a parrot.

You know that moment when you take time in the morning to straighten your hair but no one notices because your hair is already straight? Or you get a haircut but no one notices that either because your hair is dark and they can't see it? Well, yeah.

I am a cow. Fear me! I produce approximately 10, 000 pounds of greenhouse gases in my lifetime! Mwahaha!