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yaint

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  • Wishes
    does yoki like pickles
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    yaint
    yaint
    deserved af
    Wishes
    Wishes
    i swear if i lift up those two trash bags and find ten other long ass worms that won't stop moving i am going to end the whole worm population


    ok but what if yoki ate the dead worms that were covered in copious amounts of raid wouldn't that be funny
    yaint
    yaint
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    yaint
    even when i'm just tracing over a bad gif, animation is a bitch
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    yaint
    yaint
    thanks! i've done the ultimate cheat already, split the fucker up into frames and pasted it all into the timeline. what would really help would be if my tiny peanut brain could actually comprehend halves rip god i swear i was not made to be creative
    Chordling
    Chordling
    As in, fractions?  Whole, half, quarter, eighth, sixteenth, thirty-second, sixty-fourth, 128th, etc.  The only reason I know this is because of music notes. xD
    yaint
    yaint
    ah naw, i mean i'm just trying to draw lines perfectly halfway between two others for the inbetweens and it always comes out looking like somebody tried to use a grimer as a crayon xD  it's so bad
    Wishes
    what if me and you fused
    yaint
    yaint
    we would become twishes, also known as the demon of the eigth gate to hell


    i would advise yoki to run.
    yaint
    a few minutes ago i gave my cat a few leaves of catnip. just turned around to see her licking the wall. not doing anything, not going anywhere. just standing there, licking the wall.
    yaint
    and today my mind decided to hallucinate the phone ringing instead of overwatch noises..
    yaint
    proof that the first day of september is the day humanity gets a sense of humour


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    yaint
    ever since learning the whole concept of fluff and crunch, my entire life on this website has been a pitiful cycle of 'shit it's not flowery enough' to 'damn it nothing's happening' to 'why am i allowed to have fingers'
    yaint
    so a while ago i remembered that divergent is a thing that exists. obviously ended up taking the test and...


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    "kind"


    "selfless"
    HA, tell that to my rp characters
    Wishes
    should i message you the recipes? :))
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    Wishes
    Wishes
    @Yoki @Hoki @twixt


    corned meat and cabbage. huehue (we could use hoki for this)


    -One 3-pound human brisket, soaked in brine


    -2 Tbsp allspice


    -8 whole cloves


    -4 bay leaves


    -Assorted vegetables (carrots, squash, bell peppers, eggplant, onions, etc.)


    -Freshly ground black pepper


    preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Place the corned human in a colander in the sink and rinse well under cold running water. Place the corned human in a large Dutch Oven with a tight-fitting lid; add the water, bay leaves, peppercorns, allspice and cloves. Bring to a boil, uncovered, and skim off any scum (many humans are full of scum). Cover and place in oven, then braise until tender, about 4 hours. Remove meat to a cutting board and cover with foil to keep warm. Add vegetables to cooking liquids and bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer for about 20 minutes. Carve the human into thin slices and serve with the vegetables.


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    stew :DD (yoki for this one probably)


    -Vegetable oil, for searing


    -2 1/2 pounds shoulder meat, cut into 2-inch cubes


    -Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper


    -2 tablespoons unsalted butter


    -2 medium onions, cut into 6ths


    -5 cloves garlic, crushed


    -1 tablespoon tomato paste


    -1/3 cup all-purpose flour, or to cover


    -10 cups cold water, or chicken or human broth, homemade or low-sodium canned


    -6 sprigs parsley


    -6 sprigs fresh thyme


    -1 1/4 pounds medium red potatoes, quartered


    -4 medium carrots, cut into 2-inch pieces


    -2 celery stalks, cut into 2-inch pieces


    -7 canned whole, peeled tomatoes, lightly crushed


    -2 to 3 teaspoons red wine vinegar, or to taste


    Heat a large Dutch oven with a tight-fitting lid over medium-high heat. Pour in enough oil to fill the pan about 1/4-inch deep. Season the person generously with salt and pepper, and add to the pan. Saute half the meat, uncovered, stirring only occasionally, until well-browned, about 8 minutes. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the person to a plate. Repeat with the remaining meat. Discard the oil and wipe out the pan.


    Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F. Return the pot to the stove and melt the butter over medium high heat. Add the onion and cook, stirring, until lightly browned, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the tomato paste and cook, stirring, until lightly browned, about 1 minute more. Add the reserved human and scatter the flour over the vegetable and human mixture (enough to lightly coat) and cook stirring until lightly toasted. Add the water or broth, and bring to a simmer. Tie the parsley, thyme, and bay leaves together with a piece of kitchen twine and add the bundle to the pot. Season with 2 teaspoons salt, or to taste. Cover and transfer to the oven. Cook the meat until just tender, about 1 1/2 hours. (This can also be done on the stove at a low simmer.)


    Remove pot from the oven. Skim the fat from the cooking liquid with a spoon or ladle. Add the potatoes, carrots, celery, and the tomatoes, and bring to a simmer on top of the stove. Cook, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the liquid thickens and the vegetables are tender, about 1 hour. Remove and discard the herb bundle. Stir in the vinegar and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Divide among bowls and serve immediately.


    yeah i got these off of a cannibalism page of wikia but that's not important because i have tried these recipes and they are goOD
    Hoki
    Hoki
    I'm....... I'm incredibly tempted to try this.. Might even sacrifice my other arm for it!
    yaint
    yaint
    we can take your legs too if you want!
    yaint
    okay so this is basically a meme now and it's funny but i want to do it


    thanks @Clear i've always wanted to unironically take part in one of these so now it's time to copy you


    Age? 16. i mean, i turn 17 in just over a week but i've still got the mental age of a four year-old.


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    Favorite Food? spinach ♥ all the way, can't go wrong with a few green leaves, salt and some lemon juice. goes well with eggs too


    Favorite Color? fluctates between mint green and lush green because i'm an indecisive fuck. i also like #FF6063


    Favorite Singer? regiNA regiNA regiNA ah ah ahhhh.... regina spektor


    Favorite Movie? i don't really have one but i guess the butterfly effect is pretty sweet


    Favorite TV Show? FUCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE THERE ARE LIKE 11 ANIME CANDIDATES. screw you, whoever came up with this meme. fine. i choose steins;gate.


    Best friend? @Yoki, obviously, at least she will be until i murder her


    Good Friend? @Kazuko because i like torturing you. @Wishes because you can murder people for me. sorry if i forgot anyone lol


    Favorite Book? excluding every manga ever, it's gotta be wolf brother and the rest of the series. harry potter and gone are runners up and stuff.


    Male Crush?  [insert every male anime cinnamon roll here] + dan howell + phil lester + that hot dutch guy from film school + all of my male rp characters


    Female Crush? [insert every badass female anime character here] + my favourite person ever who is going to study biology at college ahh i MISS YOU ALREADY


    Hobbies? eating and sleeping and growing herbs by my window and also some drawing and occasional pyrography but mostly eating and sleeping


    Fears? heights, spiders, blue cheese, every large vehicle ever, humans, open water, candles, darkness


    WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT NERDS, JUDGE ME HOW YOU WILL


    *immediately retreating to the corner of my room so i can quietly rock backwards and forwards whilst foaming at the mouth because of regret and embarrassment*
    yaint
    i hate real life like fuck can we all please go back to the dream i just had where my family won a big-ass property yeah thanks that would be nice
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