you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[twinkie]

For living in my birthplace and not inviting me

 

[SirNateUnknown]

broke up with twinkie for living overseas

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

twinkie For not understanding that I have boundaries damn it!

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

broke up with twinkie for living overseas

For always butting in

 

[twinkie]

twinkie For not understanding that I have boundaries damn it!

For not understanding that my boundaries are non existent and I wish to be wherever you are 24/7/365

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For sounding like the most needy of stalkers, just construct a shrine full of my discarded Kleenex and toenail clippings like everyone else

 

[twinkie]

For thinking that I am a stalker, when I am most definitely not, only clingy

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for being in denial

 

[twinkie]

For not trusting me enough to believe me when I say I'm just clingy

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for simply demanding my trust. it must be earned over months and months of teasing and will they won't they banter.

 

[twinkie]

For not having limited patience

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For not knowing what limited means

 

[twinkie]

for judging me and my grammar

 

[keyboard violence]

for using font that i can't read

 

[Arnalia]

I broke up with keyboard violence because they are a keyboard abuser

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I’m breaking up with Arnalia for not providing me with cat treats

 

[Lu321]

I'm breaking up with Kaiju Cat for stealing all the cat treats

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

I'm breaking up with Lu321 for promoting use of such a ludicrously dangerous footbridge

 

[escudoer]

Breaking up with Atropa because its me not you, m8, sorry!

 

[wowie]

Breaking up with escudoer because they poured milk before cereal

Breaking up with Atropa because its me not you, m8, sorry!

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Breaking up with escudoer because they poured milk before cereal

For previously dating someone who poured milk before cereal. The shame of it rubbed off on them. People mocked us everywhere we went. Threw milk cartons at us on the street. Yelled lover of the soggy cereal eater at us. It was all too much.

 

[Lu321]

For previously dating someone who poured milk before cereal. The shame of it rubbed off on them. People mocked us everywhere we went. Threw milk cartons at us on the street. Yelled lover of the soggy cereal eater at us. It was all too much.

For being known as the one who dated the ex of the one who poured milk in before cereal

 

[twinkie]

for not appreciating the art of pouring milk before cereal

 

[Venchi1986]

For putting milk in their cereal, period.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For being as dry as their cereal