you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Walliver]

for licking all my spoons

 

[Edric Blight]

for licking all my spoons

For crying, screaming, AND throwing up.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not sharing your ice cream

 

[Beetlebuggo]

For not using the litterbox

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not cleaning the box

 

[twinkie]

For not being fluffy enough

 

[Rekai Leon]

For torturing me

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not siding with me on causing the cat apocalypse

 

[Venchi1986]

For being involved in an apocalypse

 

[Walliver]

For crying, screaming, AND throwing up.

for having an Owl House pfp

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not playing music

 

[Walliver]

For licking all my spoons and NOT washing them

 

[Vibe_Lad]

For putting a goddamn grapefruit on a record player. Making it all sticky. When I specifically asked to put on music.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not vibing with me as we take over the world

 

[Vibe_Lad]

For not properly plotting with me on how to take over the world.

 

[twinkie]

For getting fur all over my favourite tracksuit.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For assuming I did

( I hate when that happens! XD)

 

[twinkie]

(SAME XDD)

For not taking the blame for something that might save a friend or something that you really did do.

 

[Vibe_Lad]

It's not you, it's me. I was jelaous of the tracksuit and always stole it.

But now I'm breaking up with you. And I'm keeping your tracksuit.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For thinking it’s yours to take

 

[twinkie]

For lying when you said it was your fur

 

[Beetlebuggo]

For owning a tracksuit

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For being an unsafe driver

 

[Beetlebuggo]

For assuming I drive recklessly

 

[Kaiju Cat]

for being unhygienic with my spoons

For assuming I’m being unhygienic