Write the person above's obituary

RIP, got blueshelled right before the finish line
 
The person above looked into the operational end of the Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunnelling Device.
 
the person above me happened to be one of the many victims of the coconut incident of '87
 
Upon removing a golden idol from a pedestal in a long forgotten temple, they were too slow to not be crushed under its unstoppable mass. Not only were they crushed into a fine paste, but their companions left at the door were lead to believe they had taken the idol and fled for their own selfish gain. Never spoken of again by anyone, their memory died with their body.
 

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