Write the person above's obituary

[Twisted_Tarot]

Write the person above you's obituary (report of how they died) with the funniest reason you can think of. I'll start.

The person above died from being shot out of airplane after trying to open a window to let some air in.

 

[BunnyVT]

The person above died of swallowing a fly after opening their mouth to scream

 

[camlochan]

The person above died whilst choking to death on a spongebob ice cream pop. Those things are dangerous.

 

[Sir Fungus]

The person above died of being gutted

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above died from being accused as the imposter when they were innocent.

 

[BunnyVT]

The person above died after being skewered by a unicorn

 

[Hallow]

The person above died smiling. The poison was very sweet.

 

[BunnyVT]

The person above died by bleeding out from the eyes. Nobody knows what happened

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above died after putting Silica Gel instead of Salt on their pretzel.

 

[BunnyVT]

(Funny thing when I was a kid, I almost ate one of the Silica gel packets)

The person above died after getting hair-dye in their mouths. We don't know it got there, but it was clearly there

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

The person above died of an unhealthily—and in the end, fatally—over-abundance of bread in their diet

 

[Twisted_Tarot]

The person above died after poking their eye out with their sunglasses

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

The person above died of asphyxiation

 

[loona]

The person above died when they mistook shaving cream for whipped cream and ate a whole bunch of it.

 

[DisneyGirl]

The person above died from drowning in a pool full of poisonous chocolate

 

[Folly-Derrezzed]

They were not the impostor.

 

[Syfer]

The person above sadly died when they incorrectly sat on a tree branch.

 

[iroha]

The person above died after choking on cupcake frosting.

 

[SelenaGomez]

The person above died after she lost her balance

~Selena

 

[Idea]

Person above died to a wizard...
of Waverly place.

 

[Windsock]

Tyrant of puns was hung by rope by a large mob, last words were "Thanks for letting me HANG around!".

 

[iroha]

The person above died after faceplanting into solid concrete.

 

[Gundam-kun]

The creep died of natural causes, they were pushed off a roof, and gravity handled the rest.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The person above died from a bullet shot to the privates. His last words were: "That was the weakest shot I've ever taken."

 

[loona]

The person above died after dunking their head in a tub full of hot chocolate.