Derverkerhn
Dergenbern
There used to be this one screen name on AOL. Nobody really remembers what it was because they kept changing it, but it was, for more than a DECADE, the same person who copy and pasted the same thing to any other screen name that didn't block them immediately.
They wanted to RP horses. Horses...uh...doing very illegal things to them. In ten years, they NEVER changed the wording of the IM either. It became this very weird sort of right-of-passage for a lot of AOL role players. "Did you get that im from horse guy?" "Oh yeah. Blocked them a week ago."
I will never know if this was an epic troll...or a very strange...person with very specific uh, tastes.
OH MY DEAR GAWD, I REMEMBER GETTING THAT MESSAGE.