Other What would your useless superpower be?

[hegemonet]

The ability to tell when an eyelash falls out in your sleep.

 

[Cirrus]

I can whisper on someone's left ear and they'd hear it from their right ear...

 

[Unchosen]

I can whisper on someone's left ear and they'd hear it from their right ear...

It would be funny to scare people that way

 

[cinnabunn]

I can put one penny in a piece of bread, bake it, and the bread will come out with two pennies.
Genius.

 

[ZeeBee]

The ability to read every twentieth letter in a book

 

[CryptedCourt]

The ability to give others useless superpowers.

 

[demdo_demi]

The ability to look at a blanket and increase it by one string. Just one per blanket.

 

[Kahloolahky]

The ability to make putty

 

[Susurrus]

The ability to sneeze out pencils.

....I need this power for art class....

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[XXDemonCutesXX]

I can whisper on someone's left ear and they'd hear it from their right ear...

IDK why but that made me laugh my ass off!!

 

[XXDemonCutesXX]

My useless superpower? The ability to blow up pillows everytime I talk.

 

[SandraDeelightful]

The ability to go back in time one second, once a day.

 

[MapleWillow]

Wow.
Who wants me curse of blindness?

 

[horsefan824]

The ability to talk to animals!

 

[Remembrance]

The power to be invisible when nobody is looking at you.

 

[LegoLad659]

The power to be invisible when nobody is looking at you.

I assume this also includes security cameras XD

 

[Remembrance]

I assume this also includes security cameras XD

I really hit the magnum opus with that one.

 

[Gallus]

The ability to make anything taste like off-brand Gushers.

 

[Aya Akatsuki]

The ability to predict the past ;p

 

[The Mechanist]

I turn into steam

 

[bettsyboy]

The ability to turn my pee purple. But only after i eat a pinecone.

 

[SunRaHunter]

Super sticky vision

 

[Axel The Englishman]

The ability to speak, write, and understand any language within the known universe except any human ones.

 

[CynicalBlueberry]

I would be able to change the color of any carpet I touch.

 

[MikaboshiEinst]

The power of Knowing the Accurate Stock Market values of Apple (Company) in June 11, 1951...