Other What would your useless superpower be?

[Freikugel]

The ability to shapeshift into anything but only in the form of water

So the male wonder twin essentially

 

[Madame-Llama]

Basically, that was the joke. ?

 

[Kahloolahky]

This thread reminds me of the milk guy from Misfits xD pretty useless... but I kinda dig it?

 

[Madame-Llama]

Hahahaha! Brian is great!

 

[Kahloolahky]

Hahahaha! Brian is great!

OMG Yes! that's his name. I'm so tempted to rewatch it all on Sky now haha!

 

[Madame-Llama]

Tsh, why even be tempted when you should be rewatching it! !!!

 

[person 1.4]

Vomiting 10liters when you felt threatened would be kind of useless

 

[QizPizza]

The ability to fly, but only an inch per day. This does not compound over multiple days.

 

[Unicorn666]

The ability to tell how big a person's toenails are by simply looking at the person.

 

[Hextremus]

The ability to jump incredible heights, but only when inside a building.

 

[differentjasper]

The ability to fly, but only an inch per day. This does not compound over multiple days.

is this like, total? i can fly a total inch? because if it's just vertical that would be awesome I'd be just an inch above the ground at all times

 

[QizPizza]

The total distance you can travel by flight, in any direction, is one inch

 

[AnimeGenork]

The ability to *slew of dramatic poses*

sleep on command

 

[Freikugel]

The ability to time travel but every time you use it your eye gets permently worse.

That isn't an useless super power. You failed this thread

 

[Loki777]

Freikugel The ability to time travel except when you use it you die*

 

[LegoLad659]

The ability to be LennyTheMemeGod

 

[Freikugel]

The ability to be LennyTheMemeGod

Apply cold water to burned area

 

[differentjasper]

The total distance you can travel by flight, in any direction, is one inch

got it. i'd still probably like, use it to float somewhere once a day, just for fun. i mean, even if i can only travel an inch, i'm still flying, right?

 

[Freikugel]

got it. i'd still probably like, use it to float somewhere once a day, just for fun. i mean, even if i can only travel an inch, i'm still flying, right?

Could esentially travel through gaps with it. Also falling from height wouldn't kill you as you would stop at an inch from hitting the ground

 

[WeebxDweeb]

The ability to sneeze out pencils.

 

[RandomBlobMan]

Ability to make nearby pigeons chirp All Star

 

[LegoLad659]

Ability to make nearby pigeons chirp All Star

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that... XD

 

[Freikugel]

Ability to make nearby pigeons chirp All Star

Not useless, you could do gain money with that in a talent show or at least street performing

 

[Macintot]

The ability to turn Gatorade into Powerade and vice-versa. I can't change the flavor, only the brand.

 

[Tanya Degurechaff]

The ability to be bad at literally anything.