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Pinapple Jar

Meow Meow
Hi there planzies!
hence i am very sad all the time .... i would like to request some of your stories for giggles.

What are the funniest things that happend in roleplays to you?

where they so bad they were hilarious? Where the characters the pinnacle of a mary sue? did soe misspelling start an entire joke betwwen you and your friends?


let me know!
 

Birdsie

The God-Emperor of Mankind
The main antagonist - an ancient, evil lich who was well over six-hundred years old - became spontaneously sexually attracted to bees. No one can explain it. He conquered the land of the Apiana (bee-people, essentially) just to fulfill his fetish. He cultivated a bunch of beehives on his territory and had Apiana escorts with him, and Apiana strippers in every palace. The Apiana queen was his concubine.
 

rae2nerdy

Ultra Nerdy
So I had a pixie character who was portrayed as obsessed with good luck charms/mad superstitious who would use her luck powers to like stalk people who fit those stereotypes.

Like there was a running joke OOc that she offed her mermaid roommate so she could trick the anthromorphic rabbit girl into being her roommate.

Really mermaid girl quit the roleplay and when Bunny girl also quit there was an elaborate conspiracy theory about how Pixie girl threw a tantrum and was going on this long hunt OOC to get her back and she kept trying to drag her new roommate into it.

Basically it was a lot of OOC shenanigans to explain the people dropping out of the roleplay. It was kind fun.
 

BackSet

"Stop Winning!" "Make me!"
The main antagonist - an ancient, evil lich who was well over six-hundred years old - became spontaneously sexually attracted to bees. No one can explain it. He conquered the land of the Apiana (bee-people, essentially) just to fulfill his fetish. He cultivated a bunch of beehives on his territory and had Apiana escorts with him, and Apiana strippers in every palace. The Apiana queen was his concubine.
...

What?

This is so crazy I just... wow...

I can't even decide which part of this to quite for the "out of context quotes" thread on ZU.

On topic:

Two funny things happened recently. They're not the funniest but I thought they were funny,

Number 1: The characters were fighting a giant worm and my character was tossed off of it twice. Each time he was caught by someone else's character much to his annoyance. He was pretty much seething after that second catch. Please note that he has super durability and would have been fine.

Number 2: In said battle with the giant worm, which was a semi serious threat that was seriously knocking us around despite the comedic events happening around it (including the aformentioned dual catch and an unrelated complete mess of a slapstick routine where a character pretty much got into a whole bunch of hilarious bad situations before ending up in front of a grenade) one of the players decided to refer to it in their post as Giant Fucking Worm. What was once a seeious threat was now permanently Giant Fucking Worm.
 

Birdsie

The God-Emperor of Mankind
Number 2: In said battle with the giant worm, which was a semi serious threat that was seriously knocking us around despite the comedic events happening around it (including the aformentioned dual catch and an unrelated complete mess of a slapstick routine where a character pretty much got into a whole bunch of hilarious bad situations before ending up in front of a grenade) one of the players decided to refer to it in their post as Giant Fucking Worm. What was once a seeious threat was now permanently Giant Fucking Worm.
Imagine, one day, after the people's language has changed extremely and the words 'Giant Fucking Worm' no longer have any meaning to the average person, a scholar uncovers an ancient text describing the creature. Everyone calls it "Giant Fucking Worm" phonetically, without understanding where those words actually came from or how. Just how people write sayings in Latin and think it sounds smart because it sounds wise, without understanding the actual message.

Everyone thinks 'Copulata Terrestra Gigantica' sounds so sophisticated and cultured when in reality it was a bunch of primitive barbarians naming a colossal monster, "Giant Fucking Worm."

This is how you do proper world-building.
 

BackSet

"Stop Winning!" "Make me!"
There should be a reaction button for funny things. Right now we just have the like and love reaction buttons.

Actually, wait, that might be abused.
 

FoolsErin

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her OTHER FRIENDS!
Willow from Don't Starve killing Deathstroke/Slade from DC Comics. It's a really stupid story that requires some context, so to keep it short, this is basically the reason why I make sure I have read everyone's posts before posting myself.
 

BackSet

"Stop Winning!" "Make me!"
While it isn't in roleplay there's recently been a running joke in the ooc of my pokemon roleplay about how one character is such a socially awkward mess that he'll get himself killed. It's funny when you see it.
 

Minako

🎮Ultimate Gamer🎮
I don't have a funny story in any RP I've been in or anything, but I just wanted to pop in and say bless you for posting a thread that's positive and inspires laughter!

Its odd this kinda stuff is rare because this isn't generally a negative community! 😣

(Huh, I need to interact with more funny characters, I should have a slightly funny story!)
 

BackSet

"Stop Winning!" "Make me!"
Any post, and I mean any post, featuring Lisia in my Pokemon rp. From her disregard to personal space to her complete inability to understand social norms like, you know, not peeking behind a changing screen.
 

Gabe

Valiant Knight
It was on a DnD table, but the thing was mostly roleplayed:
My character had no range to cast a spell, so he was going to either take a whole turn walking down the wall or... Jumping. A 5 meter wall into hard stone.

He failed the test, and almost killed himself, and people started calling my character suicidal. It was a riot.
 

Corrosion

THROW MORE GRENADES
Supporter
There was this one time on another site I RPed as John Freeman from the infamous Half-Life: Full Life Consequences fanfiction series, complete with godawful grammar, terrible spelling, and atrocious punctuation.
 

Gabe

Valiant Knight
There was this one time on another site I RPed as John Freeman from the infamous Half-Life: Full Life Consequences fanfiction series, complete with godawful grammar, terrible spelling, and atrocious punctuation.
Oh man I'd kill to see that
 

Corrosion

THROW MORE GRENADES
Supporter
I have no idea how or why the GM accepted the sheet, but it was a blast even though I could feel my IQ dropping each time I wrote a post as the character.

And yes, it was a crossover RP.
 

Gabe

Valiant Knight
I can just imagine the player playing Gordon Freeman, completely serious, bent on destroying whatever fiend that would burst from thin air.

And John Freeman, facing
full life c o n s e q u e n c e s
 
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BackSet

"Stop Winning!" "Make me!"
Oh yeah, and literally just now I was part of a dice based rp where we select the actions of a single character and the gm rolls a die for each action, and the character (who's name is Sue Donim, by the way. The name was my idea.) literally just failed at breathing. She's still alive but jesus.
 

Gabe

Valiant Knight
Oh yeah, and literally just now I was part of a dice based rp where we select the actions of a single character and the gm rolls a die for each action, and the character (who's name is Sue Donim, by the way. The name was my idea.) literally just failed at breathing. She's still alive but jesus.
This looks like Everybody is John.
 

5cookie

Totally not Volpina... or Lila... or am I?
This was from another site, but one time somebody’s character started cursing everyone who touched their cheese.
 

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