Daniel Carmichael
Junior Member
Near the end of World War 2, Terry Einstein patented a device that could materialize potentially volatile popular culture facets: the Meme Generator. The maiden activation of this device accidentally summoned the Immortal Meme God Afpofas, who proceeded to short out Terry's entire warehouse and cause a state-wide blackout. The US Government hired him to help develop another machine that could siphon the meme god's infinite power in the Memehattan Project. The Project was a complete success, and WWII ultimately ended when a Shoop Da Woop lazer was unleashed upon Nagasaki. When Russia promptly turned on the U.S. after the war, the world was locked in a tense Mexican standoff, waiting for the other man to shoot first. In the meantime, many companies, such as MemeCo and General Memetics International, attempted to harness meme magic for the public good.
Those companies made powerful and intelligent robots powered by meme magic, from security robots like the Rek-O-Shrek 9003 to domestic butlerbots like Mr. Derpy, Mr. Trolly, Mr. Me Gusta and Mr. Y U NO, and even tactical nukes, dank sniper rifles and WTF Bombs for the Military. Hype Trains transported people from coast to coast, while in workplaces all over, Pepperridge Farm remembered important meetings and appointments between coworkers. And whenever there was a scandal about, '60s Spiderman would always arrive to save the day...ish. In the 2040s, when vital resources around the world began to run dry, Papyrus would still be there to dish out underdone spaghetti. And, of course, there would be Mountain Dew and Doritos for everyone. In 2053, multiple small countries in the middle east attempted to use meme magic to take control of the territory once and for all, which ended in disaster on both sides. In response, Vault-Tec was then commissioned to build hundreds of Vaults to protect the public in case of total memetic annihilation. In reality, these Vaults were all outrageous secret experiments designed to go horribly right for teh evulz (thanks, TVTropes!). As time went by, nobody actually thought that an all-encompassing memetic war would actually go down, and that man would simply fade away rather than burn out. But when American loyalists stole a large stockpile of memes from Russia and China, the Russians and Chinese see this as an act of war, man's capacity for destruction simply overtook him, Russia and China nuked America, American nuked them, and Kim Jong-Un's grandson just nuked everyone. As the rage of a thousand Weed bombs rained from the sky, Penis Balls and the film crew of Autism Cop 4 raced to cover.
Enter... VAULT 420!
