World Building Undeath by PowerPoint (An armed forces guide to the zombie virus)

[Lorsh]

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"Hello, troops. My name is Sergeant Hilmes and over the next thirty minute period we will be discussing the basics of the Reanimatory Necrosis virus, and uh, 'reanimates'. Terms like 'zombie' and shit like that aren't used in the pamphlet, but when I'm not reading off these slides, I'll try to keep the language colloquial. Tracking? Right. You'll apply this knowledge throughout your military career whenever you have to, well, fuckin' kill zombies, or deploy to the Dirty Zone. Listen, it's been quite a few years since the outbreak, I'm not trying to insult anybody's intelligence on what a zombie is, but we gotta give this presentation anyway. Some of you kids that grew up in the Clean Zone might not have seen a zombie before? I'unno, I digress. If any of you have a question, raise your hand. If I have a question for you, I'll designate someone to answer. No class answers."

"Oh boy, here comes the best part, troops. They literally put in how to kill yourself."

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[Becker]

Instructions unclear, became a hick and dated my sister.

 

[M.J. Saulnier]

There can never be a cure for being dead, I always get a laugh out of zombie cure plot work. Horror satire at it's very best. Most you can ever hope for is a vaccine.

As a Z expert and junkie, I enjoyed your thread and could assist if you ever plan to do something with this.

 

[TheInsanityOfBobSemple]

I wonder why you know so much about shooting oneself?

 

[BackSet]

Wow. This is amazing.

 

[BackSet]

Instructions unclear, became a hick and dated my sister.

 

[Lorsh]

fun spookmonth bump

 

[Daisie]

Reading this between vomiting in a dehydrated haze hits different, let me tell you

 

[Lorsh]

Reading this between vomiting in a dehydrated haze hits different, let me tell you

dont self euthanize plz

 

[Daisie]

dont self euthanize plz

If I did that then someone else would have to take up the job of seeing your occasional discussion contribution and internally going "hah, that's good"

 

[Lorsh]