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[Rhajaki]

I died laughing.

Oh really? What's it like in Hell?

 

[Noble Scion]

I died laughing.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Oh really? What's it like in Hell?

They were going to put me with the other souls, but they liked my laugh. So I have a job as a singer now. I sing screamo to everyone who doesn't like it and my voice never gets tired.

 

[Rhajaki]

Nice. sounds like my kind of place.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Join me, then.... Mwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I'd go get you, but I haven't been assigned to haunting just yet. I need to work on my flight.

 

[Rhajaki]

Gladly.
*Swallows a battery and forces a couple razor blades down my throut.*

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Welcome. Now, what song shall we sing first?

 

[Noble Scion]

Well this turned dark awful suddenly

 

[Rhajaki]

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Well this turned dark awful suddenly

I am Darkness Incarnate. Nice to meet you.

 

[Rhajaki]

Welcome. Now, what song shall we sing first?

I wanna be a rockstar. Nickleback.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Will do. And then we shall sing Turn It Up by Sonic Syndicate.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Hey Rhajaki , I just got a raise! Now I can haunt people!

 

[Rhajaki]

Haven't heard that before.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

You'll hear that one and a whole lot more in Hell.

 

[Rhajaki]

HELL YEAH!

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

This job is awesome!

 

[Chimney Swift]

(A la Spring Awakening) BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I need more coffee. And a nap.

 

[Rhajaki]

Which comes first?

I need more coffee. And a nap.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

A nap. I am suddenly cold and tired.

 

[Rhajaki]

That makes sense. Cuz it would be impossible to drink coffee before a nap. unless yer taking a hypernap.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I've done it before...

Falling... asleep...

 

[Rhajaki]

Rock-a-by Fruitcake,
Don't kill the bedbugs,
Cuz when you awake,
You'll find that it sucks,
To have all their guts,
Spread onto yer face,
You'll wash it off,
And for work you'll be late.

 

[Lil Broomstick]

i spit fire, why i got deez haters?