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One Thousand Club
Hail, adventurers! Our story, as interpreted by this party, begins on the long road to the farming town of Farendor, in hunt of a cow thief known as John Saddleback, with a lucrative bounty on his head. The party encounters a demon cow, as well as the corpse of a dwarf who may or may not have been Willie's uncle. They perform impromptu surgery on the cow, removing its heart and collecting its carcass for a nice lunch. They ride into town, meet a friendly boy and a blue-skinned bard, making sure to have bathtime together. They interrogate a small child and devise a plan to capture John Saddleback, which worked. After haggling for his freedom, John Saddleback was violently destroyed and the police escorted the party out of town.
PEOPLE:
The Farendor Police
Grandpa Saddleback
Fred Saddleback
The Blue Bard
Bessie
PLACES:
Farendor
Johannesburg
ITEMS:
A small red stone
LESSONS WE LEARNED TODAY:
It's never a bad time for a nice cow lunch.
Eating sentient creatures is totally okay if it's in self defense.
PEOPLE:
The Farendor Police
Grandpa Saddleback
Fred Saddleback
The Blue Bard
Bessie
PLACES:
Farendor
Johannesburg
ITEMS:
A small red stone
LESSONS WE LEARNED TODAY:
It's never a bad time for a nice cow lunch.
Eating sentient creatures is totally okay if it's in self defense.
