The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Idea]

You still roll a 1, and fail at whatever you were trying to do.

I try to choose between two new profile pics and roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You select Trump drawn as a pp instead.

Try summoning Servant Actually Satan, but roll a 1.

 

[Thepotatogod]

You get God instead.

Try confessing to someone, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You lie instead.

I eat a chocolate bar, but roll a 1.
(We all know what happens next XD)

 

[Idea]

You eat a bar of soap. Try to anyway.

I try to stream anime, but roll a 1.

 

[Thepotatogod]

Copyright strike, bitch.

I try to cook, but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

(got ninja'd)
You burn your house down instead.

I try streaming music, but roll a 1

 

[Thepotatogod]

you literally stream sharp metal scratching against metal

I try to commit arson, but roll a 1

 

[Idea]

You commit Carson. Ben Carson, the sleepy polititian.

I try to show I am a man, but roll a 1.

 

[Thepotatogod]

you become a woman instead.

I try to run a marathon, but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You fall and break your face instead

I try drawing a German U-Boat

 

[StrixDesmodus]

Instead, you draw yourself in German folk costume on a boat. A German you boat, if you will.

I make an attempt to sing the Mingulay Boat Song, but roll a 1.

 

[Prospero]

You are immediately pelted with rotten tomatoes from the gathering crowd of hecklers.

I attempt to kiss up to Count Strahd but roll a 1.

 

[4eyedintrovert]

You become moral enemies with Count Strahd

I attempt social interaction but rolled a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You become socially awkward instead

I roll a 1 in an attempt to kill a dragon

 

[4eyedintrovert]

You become socially awkward instead

sounds about right

The dragon eats you

I roll a 1 trying to read a book

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You read a picture book instead. There are no words in it.

I attempt to do a leap of faith.

 

[Prospero]

Its a leap of faith, but the wrong game.

I attempt to perform rally my allies before the battle, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You call in an army of bandits instead who wants your cash.

I try eating a banana split

 

[OverTheSandDunes]

You put the spoon in your mouth. Except... there's no banana split on it... and the thing in your mouth is not a spoon, but a knife.

I attempt to take a singular step on hardened desert ground.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You sink into the sand.
Wait a minute!
This is quick sand!
And in the center is a Saarlac pit!
Looks like your going down the hatch matey!

I wish I could control electricity!

 

[StrixDesmodus]

Electricity laughs, since actually it controls you.

I attempt to jump into a pool, but roll a 1

 

[Ilikepie]

You jump into an empty pool

I attempt draw a picture of a cat, but roll a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You draw a very crooked, stick-figure cat and accidentally poke holes in the paper with your pencil in the process.

I try to eat a bowl of soup, but I roll a 1.

 

[4eyedintrovert]

You end up having sex with it.

I attempt to pick up a girl at a bar but roll a 1