The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Onmyoji]

You realize that you forgot the book at home.

I'm going to a party and roll a 1.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

Some asshole talks about politics in the rudest fashion, and makes everybody uncomfortable.

I attempt to secure a doctor's appointment, but I roll a 1.

 

[Onmyoji]

You get the appointment, but it's in five weeks from now.


I'm trying to wake up and roll a 1.

 

[official clown business]

You wake up just fine. The sun is shining outside, the birds are chirping, and your spouse is still in bed with y-
Wait a minute! You don't have a spouse! You were dreaming this whole time! Better pinch yourself.

You wake up just fine. The sun is shining outside, the birds are chirping, and your dog is dozing at the foot of the bed with y-
Wait a minute! You don't have a dog anymore. You're still dreaming! Better pinch yourself.

You wake up just fine. The moon is shining outside, the owls are hooting, and lock eyes with the two burglars trying to take your TV out of the bedroom.
Wait a minute!

I head to the best tattoo parlor in town and ask for something crazy cool on my left arm! But I roll a 1.

 

[FoolsErin]

The smartass tattoo artist gives you a fan and some ice cubes on your arm. Well, I think you may have to make an appointment with a dermatologist.


I try to fry an egg but I roll a one.

 

[HRpercussion]

You turn the heat to maximum, planning to come back to it in a few minute's time. Unfortunately, your attention is caught by something else and moments later you smell an unpleasantly burnt scent. You race over to the pan and realize that it's on fire.

I try to do a handshake, but I roll a 1.

 

[Idea]

You realize suddenly that the person has no hands so you just unintentionally insulted them. Shame on you.

I try to stay awake super late but roll a 1.

 

[Shiyonichi]

You fall asleep and you never wake up.

I try and travel through time.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You instead become a Morty and are promptly killed off for comedic effect.

I try to make a cake, but roll a 1.

 

[raindrop]

You try to bake a cake, but the oven explodes in a freak accident. Now you're sad because you're dead. But you're even sadder you didn't get to eat cake.

I try telling a joke to my friends but I roll a 1.

 

[Onmyoji]

No one laughs but you.

I try to write a story and roll a 1.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Your story goes worldwide but instigates world war 3, millions die in its wake. During the horrible aftermath, the world powers trace the source back to you. Suddenly the world lens is aimed at you, guns gleaming in the morning sun. (it was a simple childrens book)

I try to eat some bacon but roll a 1

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

You somehow manage to put the pig back together instead.

I try to hide under a table, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You hide in a table sized blender instead, getting cut up into grissly bloody goodness. Later, all your vampire friends drink your remains.

I tried mating with a woman but rolled a 1

 

[Idea]

You became a woman instead.

I tried applying for internships but rolled 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You became a woman instead.

I tried applying for internships but rolled 1

Oh no! It's a Trap!!! XD

On topic, You failed completely and now have to work as a closet Janitor.

I made a really sick looking AMV, and upload it to YouTube, but I roll a 1

 

[Idea]

I made a really sick looking AMV, and upload it to YouTube, but I roll a 1

You get three fake copyright strikes and the video is taken down immediately along with your channel.

I go out to eat and roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You ate strait from the garbage can behind the restaurant you go to.

I play all five pieces of exodia but roll a one.

 

[Shiyonichi]

You were actually playing against the protagonist and he pulls out a sick combo to destroy you. King of Games, bitch!

I try and set up a DnD session and roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Only newbies and trolls show up.
It was a total disaster

I roll a d20 to roll a 1, but I get a 1.

 

[Shiyonichi]

You cause a reality breaking paradox to occur.

I try and become an astronaut.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You become an astronaut and go to Space, but you get killed by an Xenomorph and it lays it's eggs in you.

I attack with my vanguard and perform a drive check, but roll a 1

 

[Idea]

It all explodes. You can never go wrong with explosions.

I try to explode and roll a 1

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You implode instead. Better luck next time.

I try to embroider floral designs onto some cotton, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You make a pee pee instead.

I roll a 1 but got a 1