The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What's Quora again? You forget.

I try to fly but roll a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead a giant owl eats you the moment you leave the ground.

I try to read, but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What the hell does this book even say?

I try to double jump but roll a one.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

ur second jump is downwards, and now you've glitched into the ground

I try to play among us but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Hell y-yeah, noclipping time!

You instantly are murdered.

I tried to equip a badge but roll a one.

 

[Superfly47]

The badge is actually a bomb that blows up and kills you.

I try to run a disco, but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The disco ball you ordered crushes you on the first night. Panic at the disco! No, seriously, PANIC!

I try to equip a badge that assists me but I roll a one.

 

[Idea]

Turns out it was a stolen badge and you’re arrested.

I try to get rid of a headache, but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Oh FUCK-

The headache persists.

I try to dig into the ground but roll a one.

 

[Idea]

You reach the center of the Earth causing it to implode. Everyone dies a painful, hot death.


I try to deal with the cold but roll a 1

 

[Superfly47]

You deal a hand of poker to the cold, but the cold doesn't play with them, just makes your hands cold.

I try to wash my hands, but roll a one.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

That's molten lava your washing your hands with. Your hands are instantly melted.

I try to wall jump but roll a one.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Your first attempt caused you to fall into a pit of spikes.

I try to stab the Marauder but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The Marauder instead stabs you.

I try to wall run but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You fall and break your Nico Nico kneecaps.

I play Among Us but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You are the first to be killed. In every game.

I try to stand for a second but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Instead of standing, you become a stand yourself. You are picked up by a nice elderly couple and you are given to their kids and their childerens childeren. You are later used as emergency firewood during the zombie apocalypse.

I try dating my waifu but roll a 1.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

They shall hear the screams of my burning body.)
Your waifu hates you now.

I try to run but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You trip, crack your head on a rock, and shit yourself.

YOU roll a 1 but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What? *explodes*

I decide to double jump, but roll a one.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

What?

OMAEWA MOUSHINDEIRU

(SKIP THIS)

 

[Superfly47]

You double jump into a OMAEWA MOUSHINDEIRU . I have no idea what that is so you decide if its good or not.

I try to roll a dice, but I roll a one

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

It means he's dead.

You roll a grenade instead. It blows you up along with your house.

You roll a 1 but roll a 1

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What? *Another explosion*

I decide to sit but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Gottem again!

You sit on a sharp slike and it pierces Uranus.

I roll a 1 to eat cheese