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Who wants to see some totally non-Aegis BBcode that I'm pulling out of my workshop?
Yes please
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Who wants to see some totally non-Aegis BBcode that I'm pulling out of my workshop?
Thank you for validating my ego, you ungrateful son.
Pop quiz! What do pocket monsters have in common with bandits? Aliens!
Okay, that was bad. Let me start over. This is Bordermon, a mashup of both Pokémon and Borderlands. Pokémon is a children’s strategy roleplaying game where you raise adorable little monsters to battle each other and learn about friendship. Borderlands is a black comedy first-person shooter with roleplay elements where you shoot bandits in the face and fight alien weapons of mass destruction. Naturally, this called for a crossover.
Welcome back to the Orre region, where Team Cipher and Team Snagem once ran amok. When they moved out, the Dustfiends moved in. After all, someone had to pick up the slack in the poaching business. Orre is lacking in wild Pokémon, and there’s mad money to be made if you know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
Meanwhile, a mining corporation by the name of Apex Industries has run into a bit of an… issue. While drilling for evolution stones, a group of miners broke through a cave wall, revealing an ancient tomb with a cluster of weird purple glowing rocks. This would be face-meltingly awesome, if it weren’t for the fact that it was literally face meltingly awesome. Apex Industries released a statement mourning the loss of the workers in a tragic mine collapse, while a sample of the ore was encapsulated and discreetly brought back to the laboratory for testing. Archaeologists are expected to arrive shortly.
And since bad things happen in threes, a lone Pokemon professor is now sitting absolutely flummoxed in her office, trying to figure out why strange mutations have been occurring in the few wild Pokemon that have been slowly returning to the region. It sure would be nice if the Dustfiends stopped raiding her ecological compound long enough for some actual research to get done! Well, hiring trainers seems to work for all the other professors…
Thus begins Bordermon, an adventure in the power of friendship and alien weaponry.
AGATE VILLAGE
A verdant village in the mountains of northern Orre. It’s full of waterfalls, sleepy elders, and old-fashioned traditions. The Relic Stone is the pride and joy of Agate Village.
APEX INDUSTRIES RESEARCH CENTER
Formerly Cipher Lab, Apex Industries bought the high-security building and repurposed it for geologic studies. Most of the facility is underground.
CITADARK ISLE
A volcanic island housing the former headquarters of the formidable, defunct Team Cipher. It is abandoned, due to the violent currents and frequent lava flows.
DUSTFIEND BASE
From the rubble of Team Snagem’s hideout, the Dustfiends have built a new home: a large camp in a canyon in the east. Here, they trade stolen Pokémon and other goods.
GATEON PORT
A brisk, cosmopolitan port city in the northwest region of Orre. The Dustfiend gang sometimes pays off sailors to help transport Pokémon from other regions.
MOUNT BATTLE
An arguably active volcano turned challenging battle gauntlet. Challengers must climb up the mountain and battle one hundred trainers to claim their prize.
OLD CIPHER LAIR
Abandoned and shut down years ago after Cipher’s downfall. However, toxic chemicals at this forsaken factory bear some resemblance to the mineral found in Apex’s latest excavation.
ORRE COLISEUM
Deep in the desert, the Orre Colosseum is an arena where the most elite and powerful trainers of the region gather to do battle.
OUTSKIRT STAND
A well-known stop for travelers, a combination gas station, diner, and shop wrapped up in the body of an antique train engine and boxcars.
PHENAC CITY
A lovely oasis city in the desert, with many fountains. The water is pumped from a large lake to the southwest. A gym runs out of Phenac, and a former stadium is now a base of operations for Pokémon Rangers.
POKÉ SPOT: CAVE
Various oasis-like locations through Orre, where precious few wild Pokémon turn up on occasion. Dustfiend poachers target these spots frequently, scaring off future Pokémon.
POKÉ SPOT: OASIS
Various oasis-like locations through Orre, where precious few wild Pokémon turn up on occasion. Dustfiend poachers target these spots frequently, scaring off future Pokémon.
POKÉ SPOT: ROCK
Various oasis-like locations through Orre, where precious few wild Pokémon turn up on occasion. Dustfiend poachers target these spots frequently, scaring off future Pokémon.
POKÉMON HQ LABORATORY
A modern, high-tech building nestled in the forested foothills of northwest Orre. The professor runs a sanctuary from this lab, which is often targeted by poachers.
PYRITE TOWN
A former mining town with a rough reputation. A chasm separates the town proper from the dilapidated colosseum. The OMBS news network headquarters is here.
REALGAM TOWER
A glitzy and glamorous tower built out in the desert, with a privately owned open-air colosseum on the top floor. One must either be a club member or purchase a single-use pass to enter.
{{:w.i.t.n.e.s.s:}}WARNING. WARNING.
witness the angels as they fall to earth
CRITICAL FAILURE OF SHIELD COMPONENTS.
see how they struggle in this odd world
REPEAT.
CRITICAL FAILURE OF SHIELD COMPONENTS.
to find themselves
IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.
EVACUATION RECOMMENDED.
to discern enemy from ally
REPEAT.
IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.
what will become of them
EVACUATE NOW.
an empty sky knows not
Character's Name
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I ran Witches before I got into BBcode. I'd have to make an all-new layout for it.I don't see Witches in that list!
Bordermon is proof I am God.What the heck is bordermon?
Translates roughly to "Th' Traveler"How interesting! And the last name?
How the hell do you say it though?Translates roughly to "Th' Traveler"
Apologies for not replying earlier. I had private lessons.
The real question.How the hell do you say it though?
TrashWhat the heck is bordermon?
This is not an inaccurate statementTrash
If you want to butcher the pronounciation, then sure.Out loud.
So has everyone abandoned ship on the report cards thread?I know hesp jumped but we can just ghost his character into a corner then write her out.
DOWN WITH DISCORDI blame Discord chats.