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Looks like General Brighton will have someone to beat and jail all the time xDPat said:Name: Samos.
Age: 32.
Gender: Male.
Job: Professional Pig Masseuse.
Where do you live: On the streets.
Bio: On his tenth birthday, oblivious that it was intended to be consumed privately by his parents, Samos adopted a pig his mother had bought only that day as a pet, believing it to be a present- of which none were to be received.
Dubbing the simple creature as 'Biggums' Samos frolicked around the island with his first ever friend.
Tripping over a loose cobblestone, his friend sprained one of his legs. Immediately, Samos declared this would not do, and set to work unknotting and relieving his pet pig's body of the stress that accompanied the event. Near the end of the procedure, after noticing a certain riggedness to Biggums's neck, he accidentally snapped it.
Since that fateful moment, he vowed to master the art of pig pleasuring, right after he finished the scrumptious, suspiciously tender and relaxed meal his mother had made for him to get over Biggums's death. When he questioned if they were going to bury Biggums, his mother slapped him and told him to get back to his dinner. Which, to his knowledge, was the best meal of his life. Not to his knowing however, was that it was also his best and only friend of his life.
Skills: Pig massaging. Crying. Begging. Groveling.
Appearance:
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Body Modifications: Artificial facial hair.
Other: A half-empty bottle of Absinthe he drinks every year to recollect Biggums in a delirious hallucinogenic-induced haze.
He's a natural born victim. He is secretly amassing a stockpile of valuables though, which grows on the rare occasions when the owner of the pig ranch of the island pities him enough to pay his fee and send a pig over.DefendKebab1918 said:Looks like General Brighton will have someone to beat and jail all the time xD
I think you should change his living place to ''Brighton's Cell number 1'' I am sure he stays there most of the time.Pat said:He's a natural born victim. He is secretly amassing a stockpile of valuables though, which grows on the rare occasions when the owner of the pig ranch of the island pities him enough to pay his fee and send a pig over.
Samos can always be escaping from the cell too in increasingly convoluted ways, to Brighton's annoyance.DefendKebab1918 said:I think you should change his living place to ''Brighton's Cell number 1'' I am sure he stays there most of the time.
B-b-but I haven't been a-accepted.DefendKebab1918 said:Don't wait for a reply,Just write it!
For all I care you are accepted,I'm sure @Broken Compass would agree with me yet s/he is not online very often,so I take the liberty of accepting you for the reasons of keeping this RP alive and well.Pat said:B-b-but I haven't been a-accepted.
I'm thinking of making a character, can my charter be the younger brother and rival of yours?Broken Compass]I'm a she x'D Thanks for making the good choice @DefendKebab1918 :3 And [URL="https://www.rpnation.com/profile/34274-pat/ said:@Pat[/URL] that's a great idea xD