Ghoulina
That one onion that is rooting for you
*** REM 4.1 ***
Oh....It's you.
Well, since I only have the entire ship and all of it's systems to maintain, I would be tickled pink to take time out of my day to educate you about your new surroundings.
I am sure you used your eyes to look at the ship before you climbed aboard, yes?
Don't look at me like that. Did you really think a new crew would receive a brand new Starlight Cruiser 5000? Sigh, to be that naive.
Welcome to the Sunshine 5. Well, if you must know the previous Captain went completely mad after a brain jelly invasion. He began painting the ship that horrid mustard color and scribbled that nonsense on top before he ran out of oxygen and died. My memory banks were mostly wiped. Shame, I imagine it was amusing to watch. Hmm, let's see, I suppose you want to see your "spacious quarters".
Well, at least you get your own room, and you'll have a view of the vast nothingness all around us. Pardon? Cleaned? Hmm, not in the past decade. Would you like to see the dining area? I understand that you will need to consume sustanance to survive.
Here on Sunshine 5, you can attempt to choke down your daily meals together in the dining area. This is also where the Captain likes to drink by herself and reflect on the many mistakes she's made in her life. It's very entertaining to watch in the evenings. Also there is Parcheesi.
The kitchen is where food is prepared for your eventual reluctant consumption. The boxes of Waxion Industries Incorporated insta-food still need to be put away. Might I suggest powdered starch goop with a side of lumpy meat hash?
You might find yourself needing a doctor after a few weeks of lumpy meat hash. The medbay is well equip- wait, what? Oh, aren't you lucky, Waxion Industries Incorporated installed a new medbay. I can't quite recall, but I think the previous one was unusuable. At any rate, when you're injured you'll have a nice new place to bleed out. What's behind that door, you ask?
I seem to think that something bad happened here, but I can't quite recall. This is the therapy room, it seems to be in need of repair. This is the place where crew mates who have the space crazies go for a poking at from the onboard psychologist. It's connected to the Med Bay, so if talking doesn't work perhaps you can try knives and saws instead.
Oh....It's you.
Well, since I only have the entire ship and all of it's systems to maintain, I would be tickled pink to take time out of my day to educate you about your new surroundings.
I am sure you used your eyes to look at the ship before you climbed aboard, yes?
Don't look at me like that. Did you really think a new crew would receive a brand new Starlight Cruiser 5000? Sigh, to be that naive.
Welcome to the Sunshine 5. Well, if you must know the previous Captain went completely mad after a brain jelly invasion. He began painting the ship that horrid mustard color and scribbled that nonsense on top before he ran out of oxygen and died. My memory banks were mostly wiped. Shame, I imagine it was amusing to watch. Hmm, let's see, I suppose you want to see your "spacious quarters".
Well, at least you get your own room, and you'll have a view of the vast nothingness all around us. Pardon? Cleaned? Hmm, not in the past decade. Would you like to see the dining area? I understand that you will need to consume sustanance to survive.
Here on Sunshine 5, you can attempt to choke down your daily meals together in the dining area. This is also where the Captain likes to drink by herself and reflect on the many mistakes she's made in her life. It's very entertaining to watch in the evenings. Also there is Parcheesi.
The kitchen is where food is prepared for your eventual reluctant consumption. The boxes of Waxion Industries Incorporated insta-food still need to be put away. Might I suggest powdered starch goop with a side of lumpy meat hash?
You might find yourself needing a doctor after a few weeks of lumpy meat hash. The medbay is well equip- wait, what? Oh, aren't you lucky, Waxion Industries Incorporated installed a new medbay. I can't quite recall, but I think the previous one was unusuable. At any rate, when you're injured you'll have a nice new place to bleed out. What's behind that door, you ask?
I seem to think that something bad happened here, but I can't quite recall. This is the therapy room, it seems to be in need of repair. This is the place where crew mates who have the space crazies go for a poking at from the onboard psychologist. It's connected to the Med Bay, so if talking doesn't work perhaps you can try knives and saws instead.
Hmmm, I don't like the garden, but it is necessary for oxygen and various qualities of plants for sustanance and medicine. What's that? You want to plant something recreational? I can't imagine what you mean, but I really don't care.
Hmmm, the mechanical garage. There are lots of large, high powered tools in here. It would be best not to operate them under the influence of drugs and alcohol, but it's terribly boring here so if you would like to endear yourself to your favorite fully integrated A.I. please feel free and live life on the wild side.
Ah, the tiny alcove of the computer servant. I mean I.T. Specialist. I believe this is the space where they try to grasp the faintest understanding of our brilliance, and do a bit of light cleaning in my mainframe. It's a bit ticklish, but bearable.
This is the workroom of the researchers. There are lots of samples in here, flora and fauna from different planets. I don't know why Waxion Industries Incorporated wants them, but I am sure it's harmless. Just don't touch anything- it might bite.
This is the armory. There are many weapons here, as well as armor, shielding equipment, and also explosives. This is a very restricted area, because it is very easy to blow yourself up if you are not careful, and that would be quite a mess. There is a mobile sentry unit in the back, although it does not work. Maybe one day, someone will bring it back to life.
Oh....
Hmm...
Yes, that's a hatch. Oh, you can't open it? Isn't that completely normal and not suspicious. Sounds from inside you say? Are you sure you aren't having space hallucinations? I'm sure you're mistaken.
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