The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
Hello folks! Welcome to the thread for the various connoisseurs of dark humor, black humor, and dead babies!
PLEASE NOTE RIGHT NOW IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH, ARE OFFENDED EASILY, OR JUST NOT INCLINED TO THE DARKER THINGS IN LIFE LEAVE THIS RIGHT NOW.
Because as we all know...
Haha lol, so anyway for those more inclined for liquefied dead baby instead of coffee, here are the ground rules.
1. Remember RPN rules and do not break them.
2. Memes, general jokes, and whatnot are all welcome, however videos of anything graphic is not.
3. Please refrain from posting jokes that are light hearted in nature, as this is meant for more dark humor.
4. You can post as many dark, or black, or blood colored jokes as you want.
5. Obviously remember to have a good laugh everyone!
Anyway I will start!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. The boy says “Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.” the man replies “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone...”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
PLEASE NOTE RIGHT NOW IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH, ARE OFFENDED EASILY, OR JUST NOT INCLINED TO THE DARKER THINGS IN LIFE LEAVE THIS RIGHT NOW.
Because as we all know...
Haha lol, so anyway for those more inclined for liquefied dead baby instead of coffee, here are the ground rules.
1. Remember RPN rules and do not break them.
2. Memes, general jokes, and whatnot are all welcome, however videos of anything graphic is not.
3. Please refrain from posting jokes that are light hearted in nature, as this is meant for more dark humor.
4. You can post as many dark, or black, or blood colored jokes as you want.
5. Obviously remember to have a good laugh everyone!
Anyway I will start!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. The boy says “Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.” the man replies “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone...”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.