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The warrior of checkers
(( Ok ))
THE BEGINNING - Spades64
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The warrior of checkers
Alex waits for the Champions attack
Verdana
Meme Ghost
The Champion is moving fast. Wow.
He socks Alex in the face.
He socks Alex in the face.
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Alex gets socked in the face dealing moderate damage
Alex health is now at 80%
Alex uses PSI OMEGA PONY!
a magical pony popping out of no where landing a critical hit.
Alex health is now at 80%
Alex uses PSI OMEGA PONY!
a magical pony popping out of no where landing a critical hit.
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Meme Ghost
The Champion has 60% Health. He grabs Alex and slams him to the ground. Repeated blows to the face.
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Alex now has 60% damage as well
Alex uses FRIDGE
A FRIDGE WITH THE POWER OF DANCING ROBOTS POPS OUT OF NO WHERE DEALING A DOUBLE CRITICAL HIT ON THE CHAMPION!
Alex uses FRIDGE
A FRIDGE WITH THE POWER OF DANCING ROBOTS POPS OUT OF NO WHERE DEALING A DOUBLE CRITICAL HIT ON THE CHAMPION!
Verdana
Meme Ghost
The Champion has 20% health. He grabs his CUTLASS OF ZILLYWAIR and stabs Alex's soulder with it.
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Alex grabs the cutlass out of his arm, than uses his imagination to make into a self exploding cutlass bomb and throws It at the champion!
Verdana
Meme Ghost
The champion dodges the attack and grabs Alex's face.
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Alex cant move.
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Meme Ghost
The champion starts punching Alex again.
Wow, lots of punching recently.
Wow, lots of punching recently.
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Alex use a video game style counter attack
You counter each punch, dealing immense amount of damage to the champion
You counter each punch, dealing immense amount of damage to the champion
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Meme Ghost
The champion disappears in death and leaves behind 5,000,000 artifact grist.
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Alex: Collect Spoils
You collect your spoils as you wait for the next champion
You collect your spoils as you wait for the next champion
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Meme Ghost
(( Let's go to the 732nd champion now. lol ))
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Alex: Keep beating these champions!
These champions are mad easy, they all suck at CHECKERZ! Youre now up to your 732nd champion.
These champions are mad easy, they all suck at CHECKERZ! Youre now up to your 732nd champion.
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Meme Ghost
The 732nd champion grabs a nearby battleaxe that looks boss as hell. Its name is engraved in the handle. "Cuddleplush."
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Alex attacks cuddleplush using the Homestuck Fanbase
Buckets and Ships fly everywhere!
Buckets and Ships fly everywhere!
Verdana
Meme Ghost
Why attack the battleaxe? 0 damage.
Cuddleplush grabs Cuddleplush and cuddleplushes Alex, dealing 20% of Alex's health.
Cuddleplush grabs Cuddleplush and cuddleplushes Alex, dealing 20% of Alex's health.
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(( I thought their name was cuddleplush ))
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Meme Ghost
(( Their name is Cuddleplush. Cuddleplush cannot be damaged because Cuddleplush is Cuddleplush's battleaxe's name. It's also the action of Cuddleplush using Cuddleplush. ))
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The warrior of checkers
(( ok... ))
Alex uses PSI CONSORT TIME FUCKERY
The Consort you kicked so hard into the future finally appeared it has a tantrum and attacks the Champion!
Alex uses PSI CONSORT TIME FUCKERY
The Consort you kicked so hard into the future finally appeared it has a tantrum and attacks the Champion!
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Meme Ghost
Which one? 0 damage
Cuddleplush cuddleplushes Alex in the cuddleplush.
Cuddleplush cuddleplushes Alex in the cuddleplush.
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(( the Axe is the champion too???? So cuddleplush is an axe wielding an axe??? And the axe is wielding an axe and ect???
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Meme Ghost
(( No, Cuddleplush is the champion. Just a normal guy. He is holding an axe (Cuddleplush) . Both Cuddleplush and Cuddleplush have a twin as well. ))
(( I asked you which champion. ))
(( I asked you which champion. ))