The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[PopcornPie]

For feeding D20s to the dog.

 

[official clown business]

You applied for an international scholarship to Yale, but ended up here instead. Don't worry, you'll get your degree in 20 years or so.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Sold illegal cats to the undercover dog police.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

For selling illegal dogs to the undercover Cat Police

 

[Shiyonichi]

For having the username Illiyasviel Von Einzbern, But not having Illiya as your avatar.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For knowing who Illiyasviel Von Einzbern really is. For shame.

 

[PopcornPie]

For tricking Timmy into going down the well. Lassie will be giving you the stink eye outside your cell every night.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

For having a little girl as you avatar.

For shame

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For having a name that is longer than the declaration of Independence.

 

[PopcornPie]

For having a little girl as you avatar.

For shame

Well, it's the closest I'll ever get to being a parent.

 

[Idea]

For being Monika.

JUST MONIKA

 

[Jitterbug]

Probably making counterfeit designer kimonos. ​

 

[Idea]

Turning other food into animals to one conquer... ZE WORLD!!!

 

[Jitterbug]

Damn, you caught me!

Taking all of my candy corn. ​

 

[Idea]

Not taking the "treat" option on halloween

 

[Jitterbug]

Oh ho ho, that's something I'd do!

Idea used an image they somehow found of a man in witness protection as an OC. However, the OC's background is the exact same as the real person and the guys after him are on RPN on their downtime. Much to Goon #1's embarrassment, he shows his Boss who speaks with a ludicrously fake New Jersey accent his role-playing forum, and the Boss is shocked to find that the OC is the man who outed his cocaine operation.

Boss signs up for an account on RPN and like a fool, the person above me greets them. After a few days of chit chatting, Boss asks Idea where they found the image because they really liked it. Idea responds that they found it floating around Pinterest, and sends Boss the link to the post.

Boss then back-tracks the link, scavenges the internet, and finds that Witness Protection man is living in an apartment in San Diego, and the picture was taken of him peering outside his living room window because no man should be that beautiful.

W.P. man is shot in the head exactly twelve hours later, and Idea is approached by two men in black suits.

"Is this an image on your account?" They ask, showing Idea the picture of W.P. man. With a gasp, they nod, and the agents have no choice but to arrest them for assisting in manslaughter. ​

 

[Ilikepie]

Trying to turn all humans on the planet into candy corn so no would ever be able to steal your candy corn again.

 

[Destiny_Dreamer]

For using his bandages to strangle random people they came to encounter. Savage really...

 

[Jitterbug]

Killing the girl her Senpai was flirting with ​

 

[PopcornPie]

For attempting to destroy all the salt in the world.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

For getting a man under arrest for not telling your age

 

[Idea]

for having no friends

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

for having no friends

B-Baka! I do too have friends!

 

[Idea]

Sure you

 

[PopcornPie]

For making fun of lonely people.