The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[RandomDiscordman022]

^because their eyes were open too long

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

For being a murdered child stuffed inside a puppet.

 

[M.J. Saulnier]

Fit the description of a hippo with warrants for waterhole infractions.

 

[official clown business]

Yeah, he went to jail alright. And no, he didn't commit a crime, who do you think this guy is?

He stops by every week to pay a little visit to some of his new "friends". Nice of him to check on them every now and then, right?

 

[underuninterested]

Stapped someone with their horns on 'accident'

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

^ whacked someone on the head

 

[Superfly47]

Stealing a onesie.

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Not going in the pokeball

 

[underuninterested]

Blinding someone with their brightly colored hair

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

Strangling a hooker.

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Headbutting people

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

Murdering an innocent night guard at the pizza place they work at.

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Not letting me poke him

 

[Dark Geminius]

For being a big bad bunny.

 

[Superfly47]

For posting right before me.

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

For being morbidly obese.

 

[Superfly47]

For being naked in public.

 

[underuninterested]

For Terrifying several people

 

[Virus]

For not giving me computers for hacking

 

[RandomDiscordman022]

Hacking the cookie jar so bun bun cant has cookies

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

For biting a child's frontal lobe off

 

[underuninterested]

For stealing several binkies from children.

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

Rigging a cell phone resulting in the murder of a tech billionaire.

 

[rogue wolf]

knowing too much

 

[Virus]

Howling to loud