The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[Idea]

For being a smug prick.

 

[Soapyface21]

For being a loli.

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

For carrying 10 pounds of illegal nicotine.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For animal abuse! How did you force that poor rhino to pose for a photo!

 

[AlexneushoornTheGreat]

For killing a young couple, stealing their car, drinking and driving underage and breaking countless laws of the road.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For accusing me of being a criminal psychopath instead of a high-functioning one. Shame on you!

 

[ducku]

For saying that our lord and savior Pablo Eskabear (a bear that ate 40 kilos of pure cocaine, and for 5 minutes, was 100% the apex predator on all universes) was a disgrace to everything unholy and holy.

 

[Superfly47]

For refusing to use color

 

[ducku]

For using too much yellow. What are you, a sad rainbow?

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For using too much yellow. What are you, a sad rainbow?

My man, yellow is a lucky color.

 

[ducku]

and do i care? no. i hate yellow with a bloody passion.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

and do i care? no. i have yellow with a bloody passion.

Exactly. That's why you haven't been electrocuted by pika-girl yet. You have yellow with a bloody passion.

 

[ducku]

what? i said i hate yellow with a bloody passion.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

what? i said i hate yellow with a bloody passion.

Rahahaha! You edited, and I caught you mispelling!

 

[ducku]

I... didn't misspell anything..

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Mispelling. Yes.

And anyway, you must be wearing some yellow, cuz you haven't been arrested.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Arrested for being annoying...

 

[ducku]

for jailing themselves. 20 year sentence.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For arresting someone who wanted to get arrested and pretending that you hate yellow, I give you a lifetime sentence.

 

[ducku]

for putting me in jail on my opinion, i give you triple life sentences.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For jailing a world dictator, I'll arrest you and make an example of you.

 

[ducku]

for jailing a god, i'll smite you and put you on a throne of lies so everyone can make fun of you for eternity.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

For boring me, I sentence you to wearing a yellow suit the rest of your life.

 

[ducku]

for putting me in a yellow straight-jacket.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Arresting you for arresting someone who was only hypothetically arresting you.