The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[Gundam Watcher 27]

For eating John Wick's Dog.

 

[PopcornPie]

For putting ketchup on mac and cheese.

 

[Elucid]

For unironically watching love island

 

[beanwacked]

Making human dolls

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Cosplaying as EMIYA Alter without a permit

 

[the melancholist]

Failing your spanish speaking exam (too realistic)

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Failing your spanish speaking exam (too realistic)

Jokes on you! I don't take Spanish! XD

 

[official clown business]

Jokes on you! I don't take Spanish! XD

Wait... then what were you doing in the Spanish classroom? And why are you saying this in front of the judge?

 

[Shiyonichi]

Failing to pay the royalties of Lilio and Stitch.

 

[the melancholist]

Jokes on you! I don't take Spanish! XD

shiz.

 

[beanwacked]

Killing a queen's pet

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Stealing the Duke's prized cat.

 

[beanwacked]

Stealing the Duke's prized cat.

Lmao probably

 

[the melancholist]

Calling 30,000 ubers, because 1 isn't enough.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Putting ranch dressing on a slice of pizza in a clearly marked "no ranch dressing" zone.

 

[the melancholist]

Eating bacon on a pig-ran human farm.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(hell yes, so worth jail time for that.)

For building a tower comprised of various lunchmeats without pulling the proper meat-tower permits.

 

[the melancholist]

For having someone build a tower comprised of various lunchmeats, thinking they don't have the correct permits, but they do, and this is Arstozka, so you get sued and go to jail because that's how the legal system works

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For kidnapping the Viscount of Arstozka's niece and forcing her to harvest lunch meat in the Cardossa Lard Mines.

 

[the melancholist]

(that's not illegal, that's perfectly legal)

For letting in a suicide bomber into Arstozka.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(The Viscount will NOT stand for this act of treason!)

Conducting guerilla warfare in the Arstozka territory because you believe the Arstozka governing body to be secretly plotting to enslave the Cait Siths

 

[the melancholist]

(no u)

Somehow becoming the leader of EZIC.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(How dare you! Would never lead such a rag-a-muffin band of muck-spouts)

Eating Pringles during the Duchess of Cornwales induction ceremony.

 

[the melancholist]

(love you too no homo.)

Eating the Duchess of Cornwales during the Pringles induction ceremony.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(lmao! How could one resist such a delicious Duchess?)

Inductioning the Pringles during a Duchess ceremony.