The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

"Slib dabalaba wipnik norshnek bebop bwanydorsha hawani doo keikowa!" Is what the person above me yelled atop the court room table during their parole hearing.
 
For licking sparkles off a spoon. That's right. I know what that cat is licking off that spoon. It ain't yogurt or ice cream or anything like that. You got sparkles from the same place I did. No shame in that.
 
For visiting my house party! It was wild! Half of us got arrested. It was crazy! Person above me was one of the first people to get arrested.
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For blinding random pedestrians with dazzling sparkles.
 
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Person above me was my partner in crime!!! And technically I only attacked people. I'm defending my lil aminal peeple. I know some of them are uglier than sin and denser than lead but I protect them too! I let that poor dumb animal live on my island! And smack it's a abusers with the fury of a god butterfly net which is still pretty potent cause that still hurts. Especially after a barrage of hit after hit.
 
I WAS NOT! I was an innocent bystander! The person above me also aided and abetted Tom Nook to commit multiple cases of tax fraud.
 
Person above me WISHES they got their basement freeee! Oooh yes! Free-eee-eee eee-eeeeee! That tax fraud was done good stuff! I got this ❄️cool❄️ basement as a result


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Tax fraud, mass deforestation, fishing without a license, removing exotic insects from environs, war crimes
 
Person above me got arrested for attempting tax fraud. Didn't know how to do it correctly. Didn't ask me to help. Thought it would be easy. They winged it and they got caught almost instantly after they started. "That was quick! Okay, off to jail now" The officer said.
 
Wrongfully accusing others of tax fraud when they are the guilty party.
 
Person above me was right, but the judge was bribed, thus person above me was arrested and deemed to be wrong.
 

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