The avatar above you got arrested. Why?

[pegasisterbella424]

The person above you was just arrested. What did they do and why?

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Stealing Satan's bacon in the name of the Lord. (Stealing is stealing so they got arrested)

 

[Kaztastrophe]

Corrupting the souls of the innocent.

 

[5cookie]

Hiding a knife in their jacket and stabbing everyone in their way

 

[Superfly47]

Hacking NASA to get all the Aliens released from Roswell.

 

[BaikynTakyr]

Raising an army of Pikachus to overrun a city.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They're from my imagination, so they must have burned all the buildings I wanted to, or phished many credit card numbers.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

Must have tried to freeze a city

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Ah, perceptive. I'm fond of perceptive people...

Must have tried to freeze a city

Tried to stand up to me, the country's dictator.

 

[5cookie]

Doing illegal science experiments

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Doing illegal science experiments

Ah, tis true...

Eating 5 cookies that weren't paid for.

 

[Superfly47]

Stealing red eye patch

 

[FreakOfLater]

Buying bootleg Pokemon merch.​

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Fools, I commissioned someone to make this for me. It wasn't my fault I knew a way to get a... Deal. Also, it's actually a monocle.

Stealing red eye patch

Waking up.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

being angry

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Insulting me.

 

[5cookie]

Arresting someone for insulting you

 

[FreakOfLater]

Being an anime girl.​

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Not letting me arrest the person who arrested me for arresting someone.

 

[5cookie]

Making an overcomplicated arrest

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Constantly arresting people. Specifically me.

 

[Cursed_Romance_Route]

Identity theft

 

[gloriannia]

Ideological deviance

 

[Daisie]

Driving a giant killer mech.

Without a license.

 

[JackKetch]

... Probably complaints about his hoard.