Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

@spy squid Is a Lòng in real life and guardian of Beijing.

 

[h2h0e]

Ton's name is actually Chakaufta and his dad knows god

 

[melz]

only wears yoshi mascot suits

 

[h2h0e]

Tells the truth every time

 

[Tonstad39]

h2h0e Is a psychic carp who posts through possessing one of the aquarium workers.

 

[Noble Scion]

Secretly really likes bears, but the store ran out of bear masks so they had to wear a bird one instead

 

[Sir Fungus]

Is actually the LUCKY hopeful

 

[Tonstad39]

Sir Fungus Wants to ruin thanksgiving

 

[Noble Scion]

final girl. was asked to design a jumper but they couldn't remember if they said triangles or circles in the pattern of a pyramid, so they did both

 

[final girl.]

Noble Scion believes that they are the best soccer dad on their son’s team

 

[Tonstad39]

final girl. Is an NPC

 

[h2h0e]

final girl. Belives that the world is actually on top of four elephants, which, in turn, are sitting on top of a giant turtle. Btw, they also belive that the world is flat.

 

[Tonstad39]

h2h0e knows that i’ve been outside the universe and that IS actually true in another universe!

 

[h2h0e]

Tonstad39 knows that that was a scifi reference

 

[welian]

h2h0e is a fluke

 

[Sir Fungus]

Is actually a terrible mistress

 

[Tonstad39]

welian Is a king of Rats who is plotting to take over the world

 

[h2h0e]

Tonstad39 is their real name

 

[final girl.]

h2h0e Their face is permanently stuck in a cool guy emoji.

 

[welian]

final girl. flosses their teeth.

 

[final girl.]

welian can’t remember what their name is.

(Actually I do floss.)

 

[cherub.]

final girl. is not very wonderful ):
yes, this is my lie
because i believe everyone is wonderful

 

[Sir Fungus]

Is actually hot coffee

 

[cherub.]

is a big meanie loser

 

[Noble Scion]

cherub. secretly likes warm coffee more than iced, even though their title says otherwise