Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Elucid]

Tonstad39 's real name Is Wilhelm von Weiner who was first a Nazi intelligence officer then a KGB operative and finally a Mossad agent working in the Ghaza strip.

 

[Tonstad39]

Elucid has figured out that my soul exists inside a mask while he achieved immortality at the price of being a frog for the past sixty+ years

 

[Elucid]

Tonstad39 is the real dorian gray

 

[Tonstad39]

Elucid is kept inside a glass tank and was the amphibious pet for all the post-Stalin soviet dictators. Now he is kept at a supercomputing center in Beijing with it technitions worshipping him as a god of the internet and equality.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Tonstad39 is secretly a mask on a refrigerator, ready to freeze the world over!

 

[Adorable Monster]

SomeFakeUsername911 isn't actually a bush, but a ninja, camouflaging as a bush.

 

[Elucid]

Adorable Monster is an Anglican pastor.

 

[Tonstad39]

Elucid is a billionaire

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Tonstad39 is homeless

 

[Tonstad39]

SomeFakeUsername911 is haunted by a shadowy figure with a clay mask in place of its face.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Tonstad39 doesn't know that's actually my lawyer.

 

[Tonstad39]

SomeFakeUsername911 is my living defendant and I shall protect him from every legal pitfall.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Tonstad39 's first case is when I "accidentally" shot up a school.

 

[Tonstad39]

SomeFakeUsername911 was framed by another shrub who was identical to his

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

The judge does not believe Tonstad39 's testimony.

 

[Tonstad39]

The judge should know that we examined the DNA at the scene and SomeFakeUsername911 's leaves was scattered by a lookalike after the school shooting occurred out of revenge for SomeFakeUsername911 's sexual infidelity.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

The judge asks Tonstad39 if he has any evidence to support this theory.

 

[Tonstad39]

The judge sees case files of a Jeb L. Busch who has a criminal record including 2nd degree murder and breaking and entering. The judge sees a packet saying "Exibit A" Containing a bond that belongs to SomeFakeUsername911 and was also signed by Mr. busch showing that he wanted to smear the name of SomeFakeUsername911 after he spent the money of said bond on personal items.

 

[Elucid]

The prosecution objects to this blatant disregard of court procedure claiming that the defendant's legal representative Mr Tonstad39 hadn't informed the prosecution of this apparently new found evidence and as such the prosecution requests that this piece of evidence be inadmissible and asks that the jury pay no attention to the defendant's representative as of today.

 

[Tonstad39]

I abstain from Elucid 's statements

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should be a better lawyer.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost should be greatful he doesn't have to defend a school shooter!

 

[Count Gensokyo]

Tonstad39 is an edgelord who skimmed through a Nietzsche book and declared he is now a philosopher.
Pls it's just a prank

 

[IctoraPost]

Count Gensokyo wasn't pranking.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost once delivered live virgins to an incubus named Lenny