Corrosion
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In a few seconds, the group of muggers had been reduced to one. The Mordhau men slowly turned and stared menacingly to the final mugger, who was pissing himself. He took a look at the dead bodies of his comrades whose heads had all been destroyed, before deciding to wisely turn around and run away. "Oh, fuck this!"
They watched him try to run, but Pan wasn't too keen on letting him. "I don't think so!" And he threw his pan at him.
The iron frying pan struck the mugger in the back of his head, caving in his skull and spraying blood everywhere. His corpse fell to the ground, dead.
Pan turned to the Bush Berry Bandit. "'Tis a rare thing to see a man who handles his weapon... as well as I do," he complimented in earnest.
"Surely!" Tom agreed, performing a salute with his maul.
Then they heard a scream coming from behind them. They turned to see a terrified young man over the corpse of the mugger. Wait, it was a woman. Pan had never actually seen a woman before, given the sheer lack of them in the land of Mordhau. "SOMEBODY CALL 911!" She cried, before turning to the Mordhau men and, upon seeing their bloodstained weapons, immediately screamed.
Pan and Tom looked to each other, before Pan decided to act. "I think we better ruuuuuun!"
And so they turned tail and ran, fleeing the scene of the crime.
