Take a Quote Out of Context!

Which of These is Your Favourite Random Quote?

  • "Everything's legal when no cops are around!"

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • "Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash..."

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • "Who wants to put on a blindfold and get into my car!?"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • "When facing yon adversary, shield thyself with a golden buttress."

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • "The coyotes are eating our sweetbreads."

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Total voters
    11
"You can't hear him because he's a fucking fairy."


"Is that a gay joke?"
 
"Do you even know what 'menagerie' means because i dont think you do"
 
"It's cuz all you teenagers are sex crazed maniacs! You're at the age you'd try humping a plastic bottle!"


- Monokuma - Danganronpa
 
"I've been left in the Wal-mart parking lot multiple times and it hasn't killed me yet."
 
"Sir... I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966..."


Also...


"Ooh... these pants are too tight. How am i supposed to kick, punch, and jump in these? RRRIP! ahh... that's better."


And then the response:


"I can only look you in the eyes right now."


I just watched that movie with my younger cousin and uncle. it's actually... pretty good, for a kid's movie...
 
"What do computer addicts eat on Easter? A European version of Kim Jong-un."
 
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"Now go and club helpless baby seals you cheeky scrublord."
 
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This world, and all it's people are diseased.


Free will is a myth.


Reliigion is a joke


We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul.


They shape our will.


They shape our culture -- they are everything we pass on.


Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate.


They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair...


All memes. All passed along.
 
"I've been living in your head so long that I've started to repaint the inside of your skull." 


- Wil Wheaton 
 

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