Take a Quote Out of Context!

[Necromantic]

"Is this what regret tastes like"

 

[Hawkmoon]

"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating.

I was going to use a My Immortal quote, but sometimes the source material works better.

 

[Shadowfall]

"GREETERLINGS! THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING BEARD YOU HAVE THERE SIR! I TOO HAVE A BEARD! IT IS FULL OF TINY MEN! PLEASE... KILL THEM ALL!"

 

[Shadowfall]

"Where is my sword?!"


"It's in your hand."


"NO! Hands do not exist in my reality."


"Can you please just... Stop?"


"No! There is no stopping! Hurry, we must go, before it is too late! [VALIANT CHARGE]"

 

[Ferociousfeind]

There shall come a day when a question is asked


A query steeped in rhetoric, born of raw disbelief


"Who would possibly fight over that?"


An innocent, naive question, there can be no doubt


On this day we shall hold our heads high in laughter


"My dear," we shall speak, "truly you have no idea"


The lengths man will go to for the sake of winning


When it comes to triviality, it is we - the most trivial


When it falls to pointlessness, it is again we men


When it comes to conflict, to competition, to dueling


When it comes to winning no matter how redundant


We shall reign supreme


Because we're competitive idiots with fragile egos


And beards


Fuck yeah.


-Collidias Rex

 

[Ferociousfeind]

"Why did the group of gigne travel across the universe?"


"WHY DID THEY TRAVEL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE?"


"For. Tuna."


"FUCK YOU TOO PAL." -Thanatos v1 A.I.


All from the webcomic "FORTUNA"

 

[macathan]

I was going to use a My Immortal quote, but sometimes the source material works better.

Please don't remind me of that monstrosity XD

 

[Necromantic]

"My avatar has more edges than i ever will"

 

[Throne Trinity]

"Nice Beaver."


"Thanks, I just got it stuffed."

 

[Necromantic]

"Yes i need this many drinks"

 

[Necromantic]

"I suppose I need that thumb."

 

[Pl@inum]

"Please use discretion when your messin' with the message man... These lyrics aren't for everyone, only few understand."

 

[Borkus Lazorus]

"Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt."


"Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight."


"He was on all fours on Snape's office."


"The density of this boner makes it hard as steel"


"If there's a hole, it's a guy's job to thrust into it."


" I swear by my pretty floral bonnet."

 

[Necromantic]

"Fuck you, now my hand's sticky"

 

[Pl@inum]

" My body is ready"

 

[Ferociousfeind]

"We are number one!"

 

[Pl@inum]

" Now listen closely, here's a little lesson in trickery! This is going down in history!"

 

[Birdsie]

Several quotes out of context as you requested:

"Come and fist me, Rogal!" - Warhammer 40k


"Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's." - Harry Potter


"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." - Star Wars


"Gentlemen... I present to you... Satan's Cigarette Lighter." - A RP I partook in.

 

[Pl@inum]

"Hey, beans~!"

 

[Abendrot]

Fun fact I learned today: you can plot to kill your child if you're married to them.

 

[Necromantic]

"Is this what happens when two tsunderes hook up"

 

[crumbelivable]

"Came over me all of a sudden. Seemed like the only decent thing do. Believe me, Jim, it'll be happier up there."


[Jim suddenly bursts into laughter]

 

[Necromantic]

"Its easier to ship when you have legs"

 

[Pl@inum]

"LEG SO HOT YOU COULD FRY AN EGG"

 

[aaaah]

"There is nothing hotter than a chick with a pistol."