Take a Quote Out of Context!

[Ticci Toby Rogers]

Take a quote from anywhere out of context! It can be from a RP, a TV show, a movie, book... Heck you could have said it a few minutes ago! Just something that makes no sense when taken out of context!


For example:


"Stupid Blendin, always getting rich gentlemen callers."

 

[TPBx]

"No, not the bees."

 

[Count Gensokyo]

"Out of my way. I need those balls!"

 

[IctoraPost]

"Did you know that spiced lemmings actually taste like fish?"

 

[TPBx]

"I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers. "

 

[lostwanderer]

Would it kill you to be gentle? It hurts... just go slowly.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

[COLOR= rgb(34, 34, 34)]"Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!" [/COLOR]

 

[lostwanderer]

Stop shooting me with your milk, Sam. It's gonna make my clothes smelly and sticky.

 

[lostwanderer]

It'll only hurt for a bit, so c'mon and take it like a man!

 

[KingofAesir]

"As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives. I wouldn't."


"There goes my Saturday."

 

[jinkx]

"Hello, radio audience. I come to you live from under my desk, where I have dragged my microphone, and am currently hiding in the fetal position. Did you write letters? Then you should not do this anymore. Station management has opened its door for the first time in my memory, and is now roaming the building."


Welcome to Night Vale is always excellent out of context!

 

[KingofAesir]

"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't control his own inner demons and takes them out verbally on others."

 

[Abendrot]

"Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wand out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."

 

[MTMM]

My face is covered in sticky white stuff..


[That wasn't dirty when in context btw  ]

 

[Necromantic]

"There's been a murder in olive garden, pup-pup."

 

[IctoraPost]

"We don't talk about my crime fetish"

 

[Necromantic]

How does that count considering its my rank????


I dont think it counts


"Are you gonna nearly kill my character two posts after i introduce him again?"

 

[lostwanderer]

Let's go somewhere dark and away from people.

 

[KingofAesir]

"Don't touch my things, Annie!"

 

[lostwanderer]

I've found some way to counter attack your balls.

 

[Shadowfall]

"You are human tennis elbow, you are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, you are the opposite of batman."

 

[Necromantic]

"THIS IS TOO MUCH WORK FOR A PIZZA TUBE"

 

[MTMM]

Stick that somewhere else, dammit!

 

[Necromantic]

"My tentacle is in my eye"

 

[MTMM]

HEY! Don't lick that!